Phrase books seem to be a universal and eternal source of hilarity and I think I know why. Their authors go mad in the course of compiling them.

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• Abraham Lincoln

  16Th U.S. President

  Sunday, Feb 12, 1809
  Saturday, Apr 15, 1865

• John C. Maxwell

  Author

  Thursday, Feb 20, 1947
  

• Barack Obama

  44Th U.s. President

  Friday, Aug 04, 1961
  

• Rodney Dangerfield

  Comedian

  Tuesday, Nov 22, 1921
  Tuesday, Oct 05, 2004

• Peter Drucker

  Author

  Friday, Nov 19, 1909
  Friday, Nov 11, 2005

• Groucho Marx

  Comedian

  Thursday, Oct 02, 1890
  Friday, Aug 19, 1977

• Khalil Gibran

  Poet

  Saturday, Jan 06, 1883
  Friday, Apr 10, 1931

• Heraclitus

  Philosopher

  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• Kobe Bryant

  Basketball Player

  Wednesday, Aug 23, 1978
  

• Billy Graham

  Professional Wrestler

  Monday, Jun 07, 1943
  

• Pope John Paul Ii

  Priest

  Tuesday, May 18, 1920
  Saturday, Apr 02, 2005

• Paulo Coelho

  Lyricist

  Sunday, Aug 24, 1947
  

• Joe Biden

  Vice President Of The United States

  Friday, Nov 20, 1942
  

• Robin Williams

  Actor

  Saturday, Jul 21, 1951
  Monday, Aug 11, 2014

• Stephen Hawking

  Physicist

  Thursday, Jan 08, 1942