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• George Carlin

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• Charles Spurgeon

  Preacher

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• Elon Musk

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• Niccolo Machiavelli

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  Monday, May 03, 1469
  Tuesday, Jun 21, 1527

• Wayne Dyer

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  Friday, May 10, 1940
  Saturday, Aug 29, 2015

• Pope John Paul Ii

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  Tuesday, May 18, 1920
  Saturday, Apr 02, 2005

• Henry Ford

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  Thursday, Jul 30, 1863
  Monday, Apr 07, 1947

• Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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  Thursday, Aug 28, 1749
  Thursday, Mar 22, 1832

• Theodore Roosevelt

  26Th U.s. President

  Wednesday, Oct 27, 1858
  Monday, Jan 06, 1919

• Oscar Wilde

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  Monday, Oct 16, 1854
  Friday, Nov 30, 1900

• Voltaire

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  Sunday, Nov 21, 1694
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• Marcus Tullius Cicero

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• George Orwell

  Novelist

  Thursday, Jun 25, 1903
  Saturday, Jan 21, 1950

• Rodney Dangerfield

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  Tuesday, Nov 22, 1921
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• Paulo Coelho

  Lyricist

  Sunday, Aug 24, 1947