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• Pope John Paul Ii

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• Groucho Marx

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  Thursday, Oct 02, 1890
  Friday, Aug 19, 1977

• Bob Marley

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  Tuesday, Feb 06, 1945
  Monday, May 11, 1981

• Martin Luther King, Jr.

  Civil Rights Activist

  Tuesday, Jan 15, 1929
  Thursday, Apr 04, 1968

• Henry David Thoreau

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  Saturday, Jul 12, 1817
  Tuesday, May 06, 1862

• Jean De La Bruyere

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  Thursday, May 10, 1696

• Marcus Tullius Cicero

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• George Bernard Shaw

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  Thursday, Nov 02, 1950

• Will Rogers

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• Thomas Sowell

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• Abraham Lincoln

  16Th U.S. President

  Sunday, Feb 12, 1809
  Saturday, Apr 15, 1865

• Soren Kierkegaard

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  Wednesday, May 05, 1813
  Sunday, Nov 11, 1855

• Edgar Allan Poe

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  Thursday, Jan 19, 1809
  Sunday, Oct 07, 1849

• Peter Drucker

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  Friday, Nov 19, 1909
  Friday, Nov 11, 2005