If the doors aren't open, just kick them in and keep walking.

I consider myself a freedom fighter, fighting for my clients.

I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics.

No one really has any job security anymore, including myself.

I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life.

You've got to learn from your mistakes. And not do them again.

I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.

When complicated characters aren't well drawn, they're boring.

I have a good eye for talent, and my talent performs the best.

A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle.

This is a lesson I continue to learn: Be content where you are!

My own saying is: 'Create the hype, but don't ever believe it.'

You don't hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.

I think the best work flows out of a collaborative environment.

The difference between pros and amateurs is that pros play hurt.

I've been kicked out of every damn church I've ever belonged to.

Bug eating and backstabbing are the stuff of great entertainment.

There's nothing better than a party that turns into a death trap.

So I would only feel guilt if I misled somebody who was terrible.

One of the big secrets of finding time is not to watch television.

As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was.

My work isn't any more important than anything else in the family.

We need a very strong military to protect the freedoms we do have.

If I knew what makes a movie catch on then I'd make hit after hit.

I don't know why anybody does anything in the world of television.

I usually dive head first and am really excited about that changes.

Whenever a toddler sees a pile of blocks, he wants to tear it down.

I just don't know what makes a movie catch on and other ones don't.

There's only one note you ever get in broadcast and that's clarity.

Attacking me and Fox News is nothing new - it's a cottage industry.

I would rather be confused for 10 minutes than bored for 5 seconds.

Talking to celebrities is too much effort. They all think the same.

I may be even more grateful to George Lucas now than I was as a kid.

To me the interesting main character is never the one without flaws.

My first qualification is I didn't go to Columbia Journalism School.

I think admitting youre an addict is the first step towards recovery.

My job is to cover the news and do it accurately and fair. And we do.

There's nothing wrong with doing sequels, they're just easier to sell.

I don't think anyone wants a movie on time that's not worth your time.

I think we look to the military as something that protects our shores.

It is a different breed of person who wants to be on a reality-TV show.

Hope discovers what can be done instead of grumbling about what cannot.

You can't be afraid of hard work or long hours. Sacrifice is important.

I don't make movies because I think audiences will want to go see them.

Television has a conscience. It is how we disseminate our value system.

One of the worst things you could do in that world is curse at someone.

I don't ignore anything. Somebody gets in my face, I get in their face.

My attitude is, if someone's going to criticize me, tell me to my face.

When you get your first pay cheque, it's the best feeling in the world.

I really hesitate to say that any of my shows influenced other writers.

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