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Gardening is easy. Stick it in the ground the right way up and most plants will grow perfectly well.
Many gardens are hijacked by their plants and end up looking like a room overstuffed with furniture.
WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying.
You get older, you slow down. Failure feels like less of a humiliation and more of a balanced return.
I have learnt that gardens are like happiness: you cannot pursue them as an absolute thing or moment.
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable to do in bed is r-e-a-d.
The farm uses up a lot of my creative urges. It's a sort of rough and ready space, I don't film there.
I go to Michelin-starred restaurants as part of my job, but that's not how I want to eat all the time.
HB-Shizzle's gonna be honest with ya, okay. To hit these bad boys, you have to have pinpoint accuracy.
I cannot be a placard waver for every campaign; that's why I have mostly kept quiet about gay marriage.
I hope we're not barred from Argentina - I'd quite like to go back for another ham and cheese sandwich.
I love writing fiction and can do it anywhere - I once even missed a flight because I was so engrossed.
Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.
I don't like the anonymity of the banking process - people now don't have a bank manager they ever meet.
And Brighton have beaten Southampton 4-2 which is exactly the same result as last year when they won 3-1
Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word
Writing is like washing windows in the sun. With every attempt to perfect clarity, you make a new smear.
I don't think the British people really knew the ramifications of what would happen after Brexit or not.
You do your best with the realization that nothing gets you in ring-shape better than being in the ring.
It was another nervous Tim Henman match - I'm not sure how he manages to get through them, let alone us!
After a really hectic week, I hate going out on a Friday evening, so I'll always opt for a night at home.
A car isn't a classic just because it's old. To be a classic, a car has to tell us something of its time.
I myself did not officially become organic until 1997, although I was always hopeless at using chemicals.
Chickweed is regarded by most gardeners as just that - a weed - but is excellent in sandwiches or salads.
I have strong hair, so if I've had a good haircut, I can wash my hair in the bath and not worry about it.
I very rarely use a credit card, but I do if I know I have big bills coming and I need to stagger payment.
The truth is I was nicely brought up and taught not to show my rage even though it was building up inside.
It's absolutely disgusting how these reality stars think they can get fat and then thin quickly for money.
My favourite restaurants serve long lists of pizza and pasta creations that I fantasise over almost daily.
And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy.
I've got a new pair of trainers. That's the only difference in my life since I started working for Amazon.
I'm sure that everyone has been in a situation in their lives where they've had to change their game plan.
Sailing is a completely new sport for me and I wasn't sure what to expect but I've definitely got the bug.
As long as I did the good things associated with religion, I thought I was in good shape spiritually, too.
Women's sport helps break down a lot of barriers for women in other areas, whether in religion or politics.
You're about to be the conductor on the most brilliant, runaway train in showbiz. Good luck you'll love it.
As a teenager in Scotland, I had American friends, sons and daughters of officers at a U.S. Air Force base.
International politics attracts politicians who talk a good game, but whose achievements are often slender.
Not being part of the BBC with 'Top Gear' any more does pain me, because it's an organisation I approve of.
There's a great deal of poetry in working out how things work, cutting bits of metal, trying to mend stuff.
But I will just make the slight point here - I have never ever bought anything online. I don't know how to.
My parents are very proud that I was a 'Blue Peter' presenter and of me going to Cambridge to do economics.
The thing I like to stress about TV is that it's a team exercise. You really can't have too much of an ego.
If a footballer presents himself as a family man and goes and has sex with a prostitute, should he gag her?
Modern cookbooks are marketing tools for chefs. They're in the bestseller lists but no one cooks from them.
I'm breathing out of my mouth and thinking things I have only seen on Netflix in the foreign-movie section.
We mothers of grown-up daughters tend to view them with a mixture of love, exasperation, irritation and awe.
I always ignore the disgusting troll tweets I get because I honestly do not want to give them any attention.
Working together was a bit of a disaster. I'd tell him his ideas were cr*p and he'd say the same about mine.
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?