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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.
So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?
When you've left your children and their mother unable to pay for the roof over their head, it's not acceptable.
In every project I do, I'm unwilling to compromise my values and morals and ethics. That's very important to me.
My main concern is my kids. And I don't want them to see or hear anything on TV that I didn't discuss with them.
I want people to realize that the domestic abuse charges happened in 1989. I didn't meet any of them until 1993.
My dad is my everything. He always had the craziest speeches for Kylie and me growing up, good words to live by.
They're always saying that tragedy brings family closer, but unfortunately, sometimes it doesn't work like that.
I'm learning to trust other people to do things. My time is limited, and I'd rather be spending it with my kids.
Stay true to what you believe in and don't let people try to change that direction. Don't take no for an answer.
I don't really have a talent. I can't sing or act or dance or perform, those talents. All I can do is be myself.
Real relationships - the kind that were supposed to last but never did - were more trouble than they were worth.
None of my friends call me L.C. That was just a high school nickname, and nobody refers to me like that anymore.
If you're going to get engaged make sure you've talked to your partner about life together in the years to come.
Before 'Jersey Shore,' I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.
There are amazing teachers, but the system doesn't always allow them to address the individual needs of a child.
Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.
The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.'
My belief is that what comes across on the television is a capture of my enthusiasm and my passion for wildlife.
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.
The one thing I like about being a celebrity more than anything is being able to get into any restaurant I want.
I'm shy. I'm not outgoing. I'm a homebody. I am on TV, but you know, it's interesting. How much do I talk on TV?
If I'm in Malibu driving up and down Pacific Coast Highway, my '68 Dodge Charger usually is what I like to drive.
I'm not worried about misconception or a perception that's bad. If I were, I'd be chasing something all the time.
We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse.
Social justice warriors want to return to the Dark Ages when you communicated with a club instead of joining one.
Whatever money you may need for the next five years, please take it out of the stock market right now, this week.
The people who are buying stocks because they're going up and they don't know what they do deserve to lose money.
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.
Sending a text and not having to talk takes the pressure off. You are always in control of digital conversations.
As I often lecture businesses, it is not the email you send which matters, but how people feel when they read it.
I love a red lip - red is one of my favorite colors, and I really don't wear many other lipstick colors than red.
Any woman can make pole dancing a regular part of their exercise routine - and a fun part of their romantic life!
The skies were blue when I was coming up. I want my kids to have the same opportunity, if not better, than I had.
Kim [Kardashian]'s style is very sexy - she loves anything tight that hugs her body - and she's also very trendy.
Whether I'm traveling or not, I lay out my outfit and jewelry the night before so I don't have to think about it.
He [Barack Obama] is been boffo at fundraising - 220 fundraisers, and he raised something approaching $1 billion.
The world is a stage we walk upon. We are all in a way fictional characters who write ourselves with our beliefs.
Indian spices can find a place in any cuisine. It's just a matter of opening your mind and palate to new flavors.
I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole.
I don't use any of the terminology like 'left wing' and 'right wing.' I use language like 'godly' and 'holiness.'
I hope when I take my last breath I haven't got any regrets, because I am making up for lost time with my family.
I think people have come to know me, and I don't deviate too much as an individual. What you see is what you get.
The thing is, Jesus died for us so we should be able to die for Him. It is an important question to ask yourself.
And I have stopped eating tuna until the tuna nets cease killing tens of thousands of dolphins every single year.
The best advice I get is actually from my family and friends. That has been a huge resource I've come to rely on.