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You know he's invested when he doesn't treat his 'friend time' and 'girlfriend time' as mutually exclusive.
I'm recognizable in certain circles, like girls know me, couples know me. But not all straight men know me.
Where we really effect change, in terms of creating a passionate work force, is by listening to kids early.
I think it's wrong that so many people pass on from this existence, and take all their knowledge with them.
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
I wear weird-colored toenail polish - like blue, green, or yellow. If it's strange-looking, I will wear it.
I don't want people to judge books by their cover, I want people to be open minded to the rest of the world.
Let me tell you something about my family. We're as thick as thieves and we protect each other 'til the end.
It's amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden you want to be good to yourself.
What's so wonderful about business is that every time I start thinking I'm special, I get knocked on my ass.
You have to trust the people who work with you and hire, but also listen to as many smart people as you can.
I think there's a misconception that I eat everything. The one or two bites that you see me take, that's it.
Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.
Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor.
I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.
"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
If I was fat and had a strong regional accent and was a bloke, I'd be a stand-up. Because I think I'm funny.
I remember failing reading in school at a young age, and you just kinda get left behind and I felt helpless.
We're definitely honest with each other... if your sisters can't tell you that you look ridiculous, who can?
Coming out involves varying degrees of difficulty that are affected by class, race, religion, and geography.
If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want for them is to be happy....even if its not with you.
Staying physically active - walking or running every day - and eating healthily is the best way to stay fit.
Celebrity is quite a fraught word. It is not something I aspire to, but I can certainly see why it could be.
I never misrepresent my position - you've got to be strong enough to make the argument and marshal the case.
We will often talk to Liz Smith about couples and relationships because she always has an inside track, too.
Too many people say they want someone extraordinary in their lives but they aren't extraordinary themselves.
The only way you'll have a pen of potential Romeos from your past to choose from is to actually have a past.
Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.
If you don't know what it is you want - and I mean specifically - then you won't even know when you have it.
I don't care how pumped up or psyched you are to start a new diet or a new program - that emotion will fade.
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!
A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor.
No matter where you go and what you do in America, you turn the tele on and you're confronted with violence.
And that unusual squawking sound is actually the mating call of the the rare...oh, it's just an oboe player.
So, my tactic with conservation of apex predators is to get people excited and take them to where they live.
Girls of all kinds can be beautiful; from the thin, plus-sized, short, very tall, ebony to porcelain-skinned
So, I understand when they make a mistake and everyone at home is throwing their shoe at the television set.
When you work in TV long enough, you tend to get a little jaded with different things you have to deal with.
When I go on holiday, I wear wedges. They accentuate your leg, honey, and you have to look good on the beach.
Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
I should have known growing up and not having any money ever that I should have kept every dollar that I had.
The latest wrinkle is on wrinkles. There is a widespread belief that women can't grow old in television news.
Walking into a room filled with people you don't know but who know you brings out your worst vulnerabilities.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.