A true friend is someone who never gets tired listening to your pointless drama over and over again.

The people I worked with were supportive, and I'm flattered that you would call what I did 'acting.'

If I have the perfect meal and I'm with the person I love most - what more can you want out of life?

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.

If you're in a relationship and you want to make it work, you have to be a little selfless at times.

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything.

For anyone who wants to do yoga at any studio anywhere, check out TheYogaPass.com... it's fantastic!

People want a result. Immigrant voters aren't stupid, and they're going to know who's on their side.

If I tried to start modeling right now, I wouldn't be a supermodel because it's all about celebrity.

I took the LSAT the day 'Jersey Shore' premiered, and after that I was too busy to go to law school.

My dad was always fascinated and amused by Trump, so I learned to be fascinated and amused by Trump.

Bravo can't be responsible for the mental state of every single person that comes onto their network.

The frothing Trump-haters' extremism turns whatever criticism they have for the guy into mere parody.

Cooking is like snow skiing: If you don't fall at least 10 times, then you're not skiing hard enough.

I'm a collector, so I've got all kinds of sunglasses. I'd say I've got about a buck ten, buck twenty.

People are very phobic about fish. And if they do cook fish, they fry it, which kills all the flavor.

The minute viewers callin or write about your looks, they were not listening to what you were saying.

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends.

I think I was the third person in the world to get a Kindle, and I hated it from the minute I got it.

Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.

We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.

With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads?

I'd rather invest in an entrepreneur who has failed before than one who assumes success from day one.

I love and appreciate the bonding time with Mason. Nursing is surprisingly one of my favorite things.

I've spent years saying no to things. It's important to be selective with both projects and partners.

Restaurants are a much easier way to introduce Americans to a culture than getting them into museums.

Commitment phobes will be scared of making plans for the next weekend, let alone six months from now!

God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.

I am optimistic globally. So many scientists are working frantically on the reparation of our planet.

I want to spend time with family and friends who make me happy and don't try to hurt me or my family.

I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.

Designers are very fickle. I never wanted to be a victim of that. You're in one minute, out the next.

I made my living being 20 or 30 pounds heavier than the average model. And that's where I got famous.

I didn't grow up with a mother, so I don't have that resource to rely on and ask a million questions.

Whenever I traveled abroad and went into these old cathedrals and churches, I would feel so peaceful.

For me, Halloween is year-round. But my Halloween is the real Halloween - dealing with the real dead.

Cooking is an observation-based process that you can't do if you're so completely focused on a recipe.

My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee.

I think we have cultural bias and practice some ethnocentrism when it comes to ethnic food in America.

Divorce alone is a very hard thing to go through, and having the public weigh in on it makes it worse.

Quarterbacks need to make their team better. If it's a bad team, they can even make a bad team better.

Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don't care about government-run health care.

The opportunity to be a star chef, to imagine it would be here in Las Vegas, I couldn't comprehend it.

Ripe avocados should be soft, not squishy, and you should be able to flick the little stem off easily.

I've always been an eccentric, a rocker at heart. I can't play the guitar, but I can play the griddle.

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