Ocean privilege does not exist anymore. The world is small. We cannot rely on distance anymore.

When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens.

'Triple D' is not going anywhere. I enjoy highlighting my brothers and sisters in the business.

I was raised not so much in a puritan environment, but for the most part, a pretty healthy one.

Smart, bold, and practical. I Will Teach You To Be Rich is packed with tips that actually work.

I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poison's in the sugar

But be very, very careful, because when you're playing with momentum, you're playing with fire.

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

So, I'm getting less chips, paying the same amount of money. Is that legal for them to do this?

There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

We may think we live in a digital age. But there are some things technology will never replace.

If there's something that you hear on TV about me, just call me and I'll tell you if it's true.

In first grade, I told my friends I had a third story in my house filled with jewels and lions.

Kylie and I are both pretty brave - much braver than the Kardashians. We have the Jenner in us.

When I started getting in front of the camera a lot, I think my confidence started to come out.

I love being a comfortable person, but I'm very open. I'm not ashamed of myself and my beliefs.

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again.

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's like Louis Vuitton baggage.

Kids definitely grow out of their clothes really quickly, so I'm all about mixing and matching.

Most of my friends all tend to work in restaurants part time, doing acting classes on the side.

Americans love our shoes and us Brits love that we can always pick up a bargain when in the US.

There are days like any normal human being where I wake up and I don't feel like going to work.

I was always told to be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor and a wh--e in the bedroom.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

I know the pain of somebody who's too thin and the pain of somebody that people say is too big.

If you can master a four-hour morning television show, you can really do anything on television.

I love the Mexican chapulines. These little crickets are beautifully roasted with salt and lime.

There are three words you'll never hear a housewife say: How. Are. You. Because they don't care.

Housewives' was a very... I had so much anxiety on that show. It was so much drama all the time.

We should take every moment we have and enjoy it now. Put all this cattiness aside and have fun.

It's so very important for me to be involved in raising awareness and funds for cancer research.

A troll's life is a no-physical-contact existence. You will die alone, as you die daily, online.

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?

Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.

You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

Those that preach tolerance have become absolutely prescriptive in what's allowed to be thought.

I've really learned to appreciate a moment. I take things in a lot. I'm kind of weird like that.

There's only one side with me. You get the right side. You get the correct version of the facts.

Justin Trudeau is going to elect Kevin O'Leary. All he has to do is keep doing what he is doing.

It just sucks when you’ve given so much and you realize it still wasn't good enough for someone.

EWW. I'm at lunch, the woman at the table next to me is breast feeding her baby with no coverup.

When I do my hair down, it just does not look good. It's just stringy, and it's like a hot mess.

I love Chloe Sevigny's style - the way she manages to add a touch of rock n' roll to every look.

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