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I was married for five years, and I definitely had that baby fever, which I think you should.
With this crazy lifestyle, you have to think of places where you can still have your freedom.
The girls grew up playing in my closet - trying on my shoes, etc. Now the tables have turned.
The nice thing about the fashion industry is that you're constantly working on something new.
When ever I have a Problem, I just sing. Then I know my voice is a lot worse then my Problem.
I tried to change my style a few years ago because people didn't like the over-the-top thing.
What's to keep somebody from getting all potted up on weed and then getting behind the wheel?
I think it's refreshing that someone on TV can admit they drink beer, eat meat, and wear fur.
I kind of like the wind in my face. If it wasn’t there, I don’t know if I would push as hard.
Molecular gastronomy is not bad... but without sound, basic culinary technique, it is useless.
If you can have faith in your real self, you'll suffer less. Be bold about who you really are.
I am very grateful to have beaten my cancer, but it has been tough adjusting to my new normal.
If football taught me anything about business, it is that you win the game one play at a time.
If you're a Republican and rich, that's evil. But if you're a Democrat and rich, that's great.
If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist.
I don't believe a religion affords any protection if they are connected to any kind of terror.
Microsoft was not a mysterious, strange entity. You put your PC on and there's an ad for them.
Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
I've learned you don't always listen to your agents and managers. Sometimes they know nothing.
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.
Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
I'm still breathing because I have faith. My faith and my kids are the two things that matter.
Call me old-fashioned, but armpit hair is not high up there on my wish list of things to have.
I don't work with a trainer. I just go to cheerleading practice and run a couple times a week.
A lot of adults don't think it's their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time.
If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.
I don't feel the pressure by outsiders. I'm not someone who's easily influenced by the public.
I was okay with school. My sister Kourtney was extremely smart. I always read a little slower.
My attitude is, if someone sees a little somethin' somethin', don't look if you don't like it.
Perhaps there is no agony worse than the tedium I experienced waiting for Something to Happen.
Don't just praise a guy's achievements. Praise the personality traits that made them possible.
If you're trying to get out of debt, you have to be willing to treat everything as expendable.
What I've learned is that at the end of the day, we are all human. We all have that in common.
My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.
I know what it's like to scream when you see Justin Timberlake in person because I've done it.
Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!
My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my feet.
I will say I remember the best thing in terms of publicity was being on the cover of Newsweek.
I never drink coffee, can you believe that? Works in morning television, doesn't drink coffee.
I have an Apple computer, which I use to play Spider Solitaire and do research on the Internet.
The restaurant industry in New York in the '80s was a good place to hide out if you had issues.
I like to position a cat tree in the window so the cats can look outside and feel the sunlight.
I believe if you work hard and you dream big enough, you can accomplish anything in this world.
A lot of us think we're invincible... but we have to start putting ourselves on the to-do list.
Contrary to popular belief, not a significant amount of research goes into cockroach radiation.