I very much wanted to be accepted by my peers, to be considered a serious journalist.

This is a business, the direct selling, that bizarrely works best when times are bad.

One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.

Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.

You need to prioritize. If you can't get to everything or do everything, that's okay.

Typically, housewives and working mums hate each other like dogs fighting for a bone.

My entire life, I just wanted a pony, and I couldn't care less about a pair of shoes.

My body has always been one to fluctuate, and I've had to adapt my style accordingly.

I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I've always thought.

I am always trying to evolve, so I like to read parenting books and things like that.

I don't have designer clothes in my closet. I just wear them once and give them back.

I'm one of those fellas who's got lots of regrets, but I don't regret having regrets.

I'm not trying to acquire a reputation as serious documentary maker for its own sake.

This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set

On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby!

I literally change my phone number 10 times a year and I don't ever save my contacts.

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

Much of the best humor is found in the frequently tragic reality of human experience.

scientific whaling, and other lies will be exposed and become atrocities of the past.

I actually feel, in a lot of ways, that I'm in better shape than I was when I was 30.

Working women, moms, students, they don't have a lot of time to spend on their faces.

If the relentless personal maintenance plan has taken over your life, give it a rest.

Lumps are caused by one thing and one thing alone - the improper addition of a starch.

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's.

I am always willing to share my perspective and my personal experience and my journey.

Sometimes the wrong thing is said or things don't come out the way they were intended.

You know you're doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights.

Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement.

The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true.

I'm a chef, I own restaurants, and there's a behavior in the kitchen you have to have.

On days like today you realize that you just can't keep these hypergrowth stocks down.

My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines.

I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.

I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

Politicians used to be leaders. Now they follow voters, desperate for a tick in a box.

It doesn`t matter if you have a valentine or not - just love yourself and be your own.

He [Barack Obama] just seemed very firm about the change, and that's, like, his motto.

Actually, if I don't eat healthy food I don't feel good. For me, I crave healthy food.

I'm a big fan of Kate Moss's style - no-one nails boho meets hippy chic like she does.

I like to involve myself in charities that help children and also young women in need.

I think I'm slightly impulsive, sometimes organised and always in search of a bargain!

My husband and I grew up in India, so saag and tikka sauces are very nostalgic for us.

If we do not know what humor is, that may be because we do not know what humankind is.

No, snakes are no problem. I'd go to any country, anywhere, any snakes, not a problem.

What I don't like to see is when models of different races come in and out of fashion.

When I first moved to Los Angeles, I came out here with a thousand dollars to my name.

Let the politicians debate equal pay and pursue the folly of a war on women in America.

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