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If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.
There are times this stony heart of mine feels a burst of British pride.
I was always looking up to supermodels. They were, like, my superheroes.
I try to keep my filters simple. I don't do anything major to my photos.
You can say you're sorry 5,000 times, but that doesn't mean you mean it.
Even an atheist finds God when they point at what they don't believe in.
I never thought I would ever say this . . . but I'm wearing flats today.
I just want a look so classic that I don't get made fun of for it later!
I don't really like thanksgiving food, i'm not worried about overeating.
This is my life. I don't need a piece of paper to make it a family unit.
It is fair to say there is a lot of pressure placed on female reporters.
I don't eat any toxic chemicals, and I eat organic as often as possible.
I try to always be in touch with my emotions so that I'm mentally clear.
I think that makeup can be challenging, especially when you are younger.
He had a lot of different smiles, and Jane was getting to know them all.
The one thing I've learned about friends is that the good ones are rare.
What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand.
I won state cross-country competitions several times during high school.
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
As you know, on live TV, sometimes you don't always say things perfectly.
I'm not greedy at all. Sometimes I pinch myself because of what I've got.
For most people, carp isn't just garbage fish - it's an invasive species.
I love Halloween and dressing up. I usually have at least three costumes.
I thought that I was a crazy pet owner, but now I realize I'm not so bad.
I'm going to be 100 years old, hopefully still hosting the 'Kitten Bowl.'
I have the most beautiful daughter in the world and I'm grateful for her.
When cancer affects somebody in the family, the whole family is affected.
You're never going to be gentle enough with the person who is your guest.
We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive.
I try to hike at least three times a week when I'm home in Sonoma County.
Shootouts are not gunfights of honor, they're gang wars and racial riots.
Don't move your money from Bear. That's just being silly. Don't be silly.
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore.
Stepping out of the spotlight when it's prudent to do so is a good thing.
I've said in the past that if I were Prime Minister, I would ban obesity.
Scarcity is a good sales tactic if you are selling something people want.
I never, ever see myself as a celebrity or famous, so I poke fun at that.
I don't have any regrets. I wouldn't change a thing. You learn as you go.
I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised.
We just started seeing a nutritionist who changes our diet every 10 days.
It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you.
My balance is really bad. I just hope my clumsiness doesn't show through.
I try to have a balanced diet. I try to write down everything that I eat.
Dates are always hard. You don't want to be too dressed up or too casual.
I always wear bronzer because I love the way my skin looks when it's tan.
At the end of the day, walk away feeling proud of what you have achieved.
A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.