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I was a D student in high school and on the dean's list in college.
My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.
Everyone faces the challenge of finding meaning to their suffering.
If you're humble and hardworking, opportunities will arise for you.
I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs.
I'm the type that's always happy, I let things roll of my shoulder.
Owners need to know, you can't play ball in this heat with your pet.
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.
If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time.
We really believe that whatever we put our minds to, we can achieve.
I can't bake anything. I'm the worst. My cakes always come out flat.
I got too caught up in Hollywood, being so into myself and my image.
I'll always be a party monster. I'll always love getting dressed up.
If you could download the entire universe in two minutes, would you?
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.
Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.
The New York fashion scene is crazy, madness, but I love the energy.
Everyone has issues, and I'm not someone who likes to burden people.
Holidays are the best. I couldn't imagine being from a small family.
I really like the song "Only One" [ Kanye West with Paul McCartney].
I would never put my close friends or a real relationship on a show.
I would love to have my own shoe line. That I would absolutely love.
One result of An American Family was that I became a gay role model.
I do believe that out of adversity comes incredible resourcefulness.
I am biased to my show as a whole but it is still very entertaining.
I'm getting certified to become a teacher because I love it so much.
I think I'm too young to be a mogul. I think I'm too young for that.
I'm obsessed with the theme parks and themed restaurants, I love it!
I go through these cycles where I read a lot and then watch TV a lot.
Maybe the best thing you'll ever do, you haven't even thought of yet.
I'm a little bit tough because I can't afford to get my heart broken.
I think anyone can do a book if they want to, it's just timing- wise.
You can be hard on people as long as you're just as hard on yourself.
When you do a reality show and host shows, it's hard to have secrets.
Manage the heat, let the meat cook, and you'll get fantastic results.
A lot of people who like sushi don't really like raw fish or seaweed.
I can remember every outfit I wore to every party going back to 1983.
For every two minutes of glamour, there are eight hours of hard work.
To get it first is important - but more important is to get it right.
By far my most perilous assignment was covering a tank car explosion.
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
People are people, and they want to know about their own experiences.
We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.
Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.