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I'm one of those people who have everything in their purses.
In Beverly Hills, the faster you climb, the harder you fall.
I tell my kids no television and no cellphones at the table.
You hang out with trash and you start to smell like garbage.
I'm used to the Right being singled out by the entertainers.
I've never been an apron fan; it's all too cumbersome to me.
The better the coverage, the more discriminating the viewer.
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
I dont follow trends. I set my own and I go for the extreme.
You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
Don't judge someone's attitude until you've felt their pain.
I'm the fastest walker, and everyone makes fun of me for it.
Life is hard, money doesn't care, your tears don’t add value
I'm so excited. I love radio and being on the new Mix 102.9.
Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy
Anyway, he's gone. Which, as you know, is how I like my men.
The right man applauds your potential, he doesn't stifle it.
You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers.
It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.
If you introduce kids to fishing, they become good citizens.
The truth is that we will never save wildlife by killing it.
Where I live if someone gives you a hug it's from the heart.
Violence of the tongue is very real- sharper than any knife.
I know I'm an overachiever, and I'm not apologetic about it.
Flaws are awesome - so, 'flawsome!' I love making up a word.
I would love to do Rihanna's makeup. I love her cupid's bow!
I never rated my cuddle factor, but I expect it's pretty low.
A kitten will run then fall asleep. They're so unpredictable!
In Beverly Hills, the higher you climb, the farther you fall.
Unfortunately, I've been burned a lot. So I have my guard up.
I've met some great men, I've met a lot of not-so-great ones.
Driving to Vegas is awesome... Driving home From Vegas sucks.
The key to a good meal is simplicity and the right seasoning.
If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.
I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!
I don't follow trends. I set my own and I go for the extreme.
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.
I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.
My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.
I'm obsessed with Tumblr. I love looking at all the pictures!
I have so much to offer and so much love and emotion to show.
I love our traditional marriage. I would never cheat on Hank.