I wanted to be a teacher.

I'm meant for California.

I used to practice Wicca.

I had a breast reduction.

I'm a Pisces - emotional.

Clearly, I'm not psychic.

I have a lot of bad days.

I wear my age with pride.

I can stand up for myself.

Wait, I kinda do love you.

I can't stand accessories.

I love Remembrance Sunday.

I have cellulite. So what?

I love daytime television.

I feel like cats need help.

I was my own buddy in camp.

I love playing with my dog.

Most mums are not reliable.

I am an organization freak!

Botox to me is not surgery.

This is no dress rehearsal.

I just am not good at math.

Crikey means gee whiz, wow!

I'm a big fan of Lady Gaga.

Nothing comes easily for me.

I know the word 'sacrifice.'

When in doubt...shoe it out.

I design therefore I become.

Never floss with a stranger.

I’m never without a bandage.

I have come up the hard way.

I could eat a knob at night.

Treat the world like a head.

Everything has good and bad.

I hate to talk about myself.

I believed I was invincible.

I just think love is stupid.

I'm not really a big reader.

No one knows that I'm smart.

Luckily, my dad doesn't sing.

Eating well is a class issue.

Kittens are the best therapy.

No one likes rubbery chicken.

Self-pity shortens your life.

I was a Brownie Scout mother.

Chinese people age overnight.

God loves each of us equally.

I have a crazy work schedule.

One thing I don't do is quit.

Study hard, but party harder.

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