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There's so much paperwork that goes with changing a name.
ObamaCare was a lemon, but the media were his lemonheads.
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.
All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
Modeling is my number one priority - one hundred percent.
I'm not trying to make friends, I'm trying to make money.
The bikini waxing, after we go there you can't turn back.
I play into the perception of me, but it's not really me.
My twerking skills are for the bedroom, not for the club.
Everything family does is reflection on the other people.
I get letters from little girls begging me to adopt them.
I think it would be so much fun to be in the White House.
Best friends are forever. That's why they're called BFFs.
I'm not that comfortable doing polemic or being strident.
Reflecting the truth sounds easy, but sometimes it's not.
I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers
The world is waiting for you. Good luck. Travel safe. Go!
If you want more, you have to require more from yourself.
Arthur is my middle name; George is my dad's middle name.
Since I was 8 years old, I wanted to be a talk show host.
I wanted to be a film and television writer and producer.
I think people are way less judgmental about chunky guys.
I had a full exorcism performed on me from an archbishop.
Spirits want to be heard. That's why they're not at rest.
My heart seems to heal, so that speaks well for my future.
I'm loyal and very good about giving people opportunities.
We need to bring awareness to how great of a pet cats are.
My husband and I witnessed firsthand how love truly heals.
You choose happiness. You don't wait for it to choose you.
Everybody likes pizza! It's a quick and easy clean-up meal
My mom was diagnosed at the age of 46 with ovarian cancer.
I don't need to drink to have a good time with the ladies.
I'm a true believer that if someone bothers you, you care.
Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna.
Work together. Do not purge your allies because of purity.
keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
If you're not a wreck in this business, you're not around.
I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party.
When you take the U out of mourning, it's a brand new day!
I have an engagement ring, which is my favorite accessory.
You cannot be in charge of a family and run a big company.
The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
I'm not a mom that's going to tell my kids everybody wins.
I have strong opinions, and I am not afraid to share them.