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A lot of money could be saved if we ate urban wildlife.
It's powerful for a guy to know your exes have regrets.
I'm a talk-show host, I'm going to be a talk-show host.
I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.
I definitely want to get in shape and be healthy again.
I will do 'Dancing with the Stars' when my career dips.
My voice is so high-pitched, only gay dogs can hear it.
When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.
I don't like to hold on to anger. It eats you up alive.
I studied and performed and even taught mime years ago.
Beauty's easy. Modeling is not just about being pretty.
I am a businesswoman who goes to work every single day.
Democracy depends on well educated and engaged citizens.
I love 'Made In Chelsea,' and I think it's a great show.
I use vinegars to deglaze saute pans for sublime sauces.
I tend to absorb a lot of what other people are feeling.
Always wear sunscreen and wash your makeup off at night.
ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.
I've interviewed everyone from Joe Strummer to Iggy Pop.
Getting dressed was always the best part of every night.
The single life is not one I willingly chose for myself.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.
I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.
The bonds of love are what connect us to the other side.
I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
Everybody in life says things at times that they regret.
I celebrate those who wear their red poppies with pride.
I don't check any Web sites daily, but I love Instagram.
When I was a teenager, I battled some severe depression.
I think a book is your calling card, your business card.
Kanye [West] is the hardest person to buy something for.
I had been found in a mud puddle at 4:30 in the morning.
I'm comfortable in front of the camera, but I can't act.
Boldness is sexy, especially when it's done with a wink.
Take the high road, there's a lot less traffic up there.
Successful weight loss takes programming, not willpower.
This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.
When I sign people's stuff, I put down John 3:16 and 17.
I am learning how to delegate and how to empower people.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner have the exact same eyes.
By no means am I trying to change the modeling industry.
Not wearing make-up? I can do it, and don't think twice.
I keep my politics a little closer to me than others do.
Some of these spirits that are intelligent can harm you.
Money buys you nice things but it doesn't make you happy.
Frankly, I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar.
I feel like our history and our roots make us who we are.