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If you're happy on your own you are going to be okay.
One sign of maturity is knowing when to ask for help.
Changes in my personal life are nerve-racking for me.
I love Central Park. I feel like I am somewhere else.
I love looking at machines that mimic human behavior.
The bands I like are not obscure at all. Far from it.
I wanna be the ambassador to Chimichanga Flavor Town.
The true nature of evil is that it is so very casual.
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?
I want to spend my time at colleges and universities.
I thought Johnny Depp was so cute when I was younger.
Me and my sisters all have such different body types.
I learned how to cook and do a lot of marital things.
George W. Bush filled out his cabinet fairly quickly.
I think that when you have kids, it's all about them.
Calling is for # Men - Texting is for # Teenagers .
I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.
Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.
The most essential part of my day is a proper dinner.
You don't feel as self-conscious if your clothes fit.
I'm completely unqualified for any job I've ever had.
Nothing could prepare you for being instantly famous.
We're improvising a lot of this, which amazes people.
I just want you to be yourself. Be a bigger yourself.
Spanx are amazing. Thank you to the inventor of that.
If you're good with a knife, you don't need your eyes.
Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.
I mean, whatever’s supposed to happen is gonna happen.
Everything about 'Kitten Bowl' has been so tremendous.
I enjoy writing. I enjoy communicating and connecting.
A failed personal experience is just fear and anxiety.
I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.
Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim.
Having family time to reflect on your day is the best.
I'm a mother and I adore my children. I live for them.
I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.
Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.
Your dreams should never be better than your real life
I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.
I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut.
You can only live to be so old, then you gotta let go.
If anyone is on my husband's arm, it's going to be me.