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If you marry for money you will earn every penny.
Everybody's twelve years old in an apple orchard.
I'm very nonchalant. I don't care about anything.
That whole shoulder length hair thing is a thing!
My first and most important job is being a mommy.
I'm a liberal Democrat, and I state that proudly.
I always feel great when I don't have clothes on.
Remember, America: organization will set you free.
Do not allow watching food to replace making food.
If I'm a crazy cat lady, so be it. I'm very proud.
I love pregnancy and the bump and the whole thing.
My biggest 'don't' from the past? Picking my face!
Depression occurs when you are not being yourself.
Great quarterbacks, good quarterbacks, make plays.
I always want my guests to be happy and impressed.
I guess coming out against actual evil takes guts.
Language turned apes like us into civil creatures.
I was definitely the oddball freak show in school.
My current goal is to place a moratorium on goals.
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime.
Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!
A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
I know that I'm glad to be divorced and on my own.
I'm very competitive with myself. I'm a scheduler.
When I was younger, we lived in a horse community.
Men are attracted to me because of my personality!
I would say she's definitely not shy, like her dad
I don't think anyone can fall in love for ratings.
I love animals, but I don't think I can have pets.
I have arrived, and the spotlight is on me, honey!
I've calmed down already. I don't hook up anymore.
People say I have a picture perfect life, and I do
You can only get hurt so much before you get numb.
You know, we live in a crazy world, I have to say.
All celebrities are real people behind everything.
I don't need a huge pit bull to tell me I'm tough.
All I ever wanted to do was be able to pay my rent.
I'm not overly focused on being loved by everybody.
This face. What is it like to wake up to this face?
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience.
I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour.
Men still control the news, both on and off camera.
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
I live very well, but I support a lot of relatives.
From where I sit now, I like the looks of tomorrow.