Bye, bye! I'm from Colombia! I'm Sofia Vergara!

I would like to see a president with a monocle.

Security should not be a black and white thing.

If letters had eyebrows, these would be arched.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

With this face, I need all the deals I can get.

What we do is a calling...we make people happy.

Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.

Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

I think everyone is beautiful in their own way.

I feel like I grew up too fast a long time ago.

I'm a fearful person. I'm afraid of everything.

Vision is nothing without a plan to execute it.

A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.

I wanted to be a teacher. My dad was a teacher.

I think each shoot has a different personality.

I have superpowers when I have a glass of wine.

I learn a little more and I change a little bit

I think clothes hang beautifully on thin women.

Five years on TV is a really, really long time.

When you're tan, you feel better about yourself

To get rid of depression, I swim with dolphins.

A mother is only as happy as her saddest child.

You're only lonely if you're not there for you.

You know, food is such - it's a hug for people.

I still love to eat, and my diet isn't perfect.

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.

The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.

Women are strong. We have babies. We do it all.

You've got to have thick skin in this business.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

I have worn fake hair since I was 17 years old.

It's tough being the one person on the hot seat.

Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.

Wealth is something that is closer to the heart.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

In my heart, I will always love Hef and Playboy.

My problem with unions is they breed mediocrity.

If a manager can't control his costs, fire them.

There are always going to be ridiculous rumours.

It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.

I say what's on my mind. I go after what I want.

Purses are dreamt up by artists, not architects.

I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.

I've discovered I am quite a puritanical person.

Guys aren't used to out-of-the-blue compliments.

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