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A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Can we talk?
I like yoga.
Life is scary.
I fight demons.
I deserve a mom.
Life is stressful.
Sexy is confident.
Love is closeness.
I'm a daddy's girl.
Love is everywhere.
I don't drink soda.
No one eats pretty.
Cancer really stinks.
Could the world fall?
Money equals freedom.
I have a hit TV show.
I'm not a big dancer!
I'm a real home girl.
I'm a real housewife.
I have so many goals.
I'm too tired to hate.
I'm a big bath person.
Tease hair, not homos!
iphone therefore I am.
I'm in the public eye.
Michelle Visage rocks.
I love Audrey Hepburn.
I've always been loud.
I'm a kid from Boston.
Better laid than never.
Never floss a stranger.
Generosity always pays.
I'm totally growing up.
I love Chelsea Handler.
Let's have fun at work.
I grill, therefore I am.
I love beautiful people.
Sports is entertainment.
I love an afternoon nap.
I'm not a dating person.
I'm really a shy person.
Every woman has a story.
Pets have made us better.
I don't believe in diets.
But I don't hold grudges.
I hardly wear any makeup.
A dog has got human eyes.
I don't talk about money.