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The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
I am very driven. I do believe in what I call "the G factor." I must be spirit led.
The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn't exist.
I'll just say this: The last problem Paris Hilton has is being in a John McCain ad.
The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they're not liberals.
I don't have any doubt that there's going to be a Democrat effort to impeach Trump.
I am interested in tax policy that raises money because I don't like being in debt.
I'm a very, very sensitive guy. A lot of people don't know that about me, but I am.
The Democrat Party has been reduced to the point it's not a national party anymore.
I deal with what "is," not with what I wish was or not with what was or used to be.
There's nothing about Tony Romo that deserves to be associated with America's Team.
Let me be clear: Despite his flaws, I respect Andy Reid as a coach and as a person.
It bothers me when nobody is criticizing me, because then I am not doing something.
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.
Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.
While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut.
I don't believe in coincidence. I just think that all things work together for good.
I have found it to be true that the older I've become the better my life has become.
You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.
There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media.
Cholesterol has nothing to do with heart disease. Nothing wrong with saturated fats.
They're out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes.
You'll never go to the library and find a book on how to fail, because we all do it.
I'm a literalist. I believe what people say. When they say it, I think they mean it.
The American people - Republican voters especially - are fed up with the status quo.
Popularity is not the single determining factor, as we all know, in how people vote.
Leonard Pitts, Jr. is the most insightful and inspiring columnist of his generation.
I wanted to be a theater actress, and initially, I wanted to work in musical theater
We believe that when you make Black America better - you make all of America better.
St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake.
If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
For every sleazeball in the business there are plenty of decent and wonderful people.
I hate politics, hate deals, and deal-making, hate meeting with attorneys and agents.
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
The establishment's gonna come together to protect themselves regardless of ideology.
Now, Hillary's [Clinton] more than that, she's an actual - she could be a crime boss.
Liberals need to continue to be politically defeated and hammered day in and day out.
The left have not the ability to get into reality in any way, shape, manner, or form.
The choices we make about the lives we live determine the kinds of legacies we leave.
CNN’s Rick Sanchez said the Jews run CNN. Ah, so that’s who we blame for Rick Sanchez.
Bush's memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles.
United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.
Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.
I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.
People were referring to me as the new Anita Bryant. Anita would get a little jealous.