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Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.
President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.
If you can do something with your eyes closed, it is time to try something new.
Progress is not striving for economic justice or fairness, but economic growth.
Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?
Liberalism is a series of grievances in addition to everything else that it is.
Ted Cruz just in a different league. He understands conservatism because he is.
My belief is that most of the limitations people have or face are self-imposed.
It's a badge of honor to have your name called by Trump and be made a nickname.
Over-thinking in your brain is anathema to the process of thinking on your feet.
Two creative spirits in a relationship, I don't think that's the best way to go.
In pop culture news, Lady Gaga got married. And yes, she was wearing white meat.
In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun.
Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.
I'm not afraid of having an agenda. I do have an agenda. It's a positive agenda.
The public school system doesn't get everybody. Every generation has its rebels.
And at some point who's to say that you cannot have sex with a child some point.
The less Hillary Clinton speaks, the less she's seen, the higher her numbers go.
There is nothing worse than being mediocre at a whole bunch of different things.
My first newspaper job was a high school reporter for the 'New York Daily News.'
Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.
I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.
I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.
Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012
I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: 'A complex world demands complex hair.'
It's no secret that I love to talk, but the real secret is I love to listen, too.
If I could learn to treat triumph and disaster the same, then I would find bliss.
One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty and freedom cool.
The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.
Just in the real world I think women are the ones that have all the power anyway.
The Democrats have always owned the pessimism. It's just the way it's worked out.
The14th Amendment does not require birthright citizenship. It doesn't mention it.
Don't fake what you feel. I've never been about that. I never will be about that.
We're all cracked vessels, and we're always in process, I think, every one of us.
It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.
I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.
Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.
Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan.
Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.
The media is a like any other group of people. Their universe is all that matters.
Our way of life, our government defines the way America is. I mean, it's not luck.
[People] look at [Donald Trump] not prosecuting Hillary [Clinton] as maybe, uh-oh.
People are irrelevant. They're as irrelevant as many other prominent leftists are.
America is a country obsessed with appearance. It's a country obsessed with looks.
Everybody knows that if you're born in America, you are a citizen. No, you're not.
The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.
Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.
People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.