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I believe it was Today show fourth-hour host Kathie Lee Gifford who said, 'If drag queens love you, you'll have the longest career in the world. They know phony and they know real.'
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
Negativity sells.
I am a boxing fan.
Keep cool my babies.
I'm careful with money.
I'm allergic to losing.
I have an abacus at home.
Everyday is a compromise.
It's easy to be negative.
I wanted to be a rock star.
Human nature fascinates me.
Trump is an internet troll.
I love sharing my passions.
I climbed up this business.
Fish recognize a bad leader.
In Hollywood, Oscar is king.
Losing teaches you something
Fat is where comedy is stored.
People are mean to each other.
The Universe is very, very big.
I'm nothing if not an optimist.
Whoever I had become had to die.
Stand by your bed and salute me.
Do good things for other people.
... humility + humor = humanity.
The media is the Democrat Party.
Not every corporation's idyllic.
Democracies are not very stable.
I am the expert on battery life.
My acting gives me my self-worth
Link Wray is the all-time legend.
Well, anyway, I'm not a Catholic.
You can't score if you can't run.
If you don't vote, you're a moron.
I hate charts. I just despise 'em.
I reject most conventional wisdom.
I dont need a pardon. I need a job.
Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
Them bats is smart. They use radar!
He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.
Chaos is a terrible thing to waste.
Donald Trump is a genuine outsider.
Tomorrow is your future's yesterday.
Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.
I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.
I have a beard. Just not on my face.
Life experience is the best teacher.
I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!
You need a can-do spirit everywhere.
