Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'
I love watching TV.
I'm a big fan of TV.
I was a class clown.
You can't fix stupid.
Choose To Be Inspired.
Bernie Mac is talented!
My name has zero value.
They call me Tater Salad
I will not be misquoted!
My forte is awkwardness.
I do love TV as a medium.
I'm a huge Obama supporter.
big plans require big action
I've been a very lucky actor.
You are not easily forgotten.
Comedy has been so good to me.
Be the hero of your own story.
Houston Alexander is for real!
I don't like upsetting people.
Comedy has lost its eloquence.
I don't do any corporate work.
Comedy is all about the pause.
Anyone who bombs is my friend.
Hookers don't like to snuggle.
People love to see people fall.
I'm not going to crack America.
I call my balls the bush twins.
I'm insanely close to my sister.
I don't have a stack of scripts.
Sex is free fun for poor people.
Did you ever try to sleep sober?
We all live with contradictions.
Fear is not one of my attributes.
Good enough to tweet, not to say.
Always be classy. Never be crazy.
You could smell my ass from mars.
I like people who are predictable.
You think I look like a teletubby?
My daughter was a beautiful child.
I've been in training for stardom.
I feel more comfortable in comedy.
I don't have a stack of scripts...
I was very political when JFK ran.
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
I've never been no superficial cat.
I don't watch that much television.
Nostalgia is heroin for old people.
AA makes Scientology look credible.
Stevie Wonder is a musical genius !
