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Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Men are not potatoes!
Secrecy begets tyranny.
Gentlemen, let's go row!
Everybody lies about sex.
Budget the luxuries first.
Habits form a second nature.
When one teaches, two learn.
An armed man need not fight.
The form follows the function.
Specialization is for insects.
Drop dead-but first get permit
The plan is not what you think.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Faith is intellectual laziness.
Logic is a feeble reed, friend.
Never cast pearls before swine.
Never insult anyone by accident.
The early worm deserves the bird.
Always store beer in a dark place.
All my enemies are self-appointed.
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny
Belief gets in the way of learning.
GMOs could really land us in trouble
The stars incline, but do not impel.
Television leaves no external scars.
The marks won't listen if it's free.
An armed society is a polite society.
All cats are not gray after midnight.
Life is short, but the years are long.
Analogy is even slipperier than logic.
Butterflies are self propelled flowers.
Spacemen die if they stay in one place.
Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
Obscurity is the refuge of incompetence.
Die trying" is the proudest human thing.
A "critic" is a man who creates nothing.
Gratitude is a euphemism for resentment.
There is no safety this side of the grave
I believe in the honest craft of workmen.
Life creates conditions conducive to life.
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness.
Behind every mystery lies another mystery.
The hand is where the mind meets the world.
Life doesn't use detergent to clean itself.
In the days of the frost seek an minor sun.
You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
