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You cannot judge a book by its contents.
Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
More modern poetry is written than read.
There's a buzz to failing and not dying.
Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
There's no such thing as a trade deficit.
Every generation finds the drug it needs.
Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
Liberals consider people to be nuisances.
It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.
I don't think marijuana should be illegal.
Anything that makes your mother cry is fun
Agnostics are just atheists without balls.
Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
Everyone just needs to get over themselves.
Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.
Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area.
As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.
Honestly, folks, I think my brain is broken.
Sometimes it's hard to face your own...life.
Technology. It's like science, only useless.
Space has always been confusing to politics.
President Obama has contempt for real money.
Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.
Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.
I can't believe I'm comforting a billionaire.
The Vietnam war was fought over portion size.
We're just moving along as quick as possible.
Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
Lyndon Johnson faced some clear moral issues.
Even Jimmy Carter can't be wrong all the time.
War diminishes both civil and economic rights.
I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.
Death is a fickle hen, and random are her eggs.
I'm not a revolutionary, and I'm not a warrior.
Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.
Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government
Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
What good are images if people understand them?
Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink.
Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
War will exist as long as there's a food chain.
Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
The good thing about SUVs is they have storage.
I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.
I bought my first house because of Animal House.
Why is Iraq so easy to harm and so hard to help?