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Listen carefully, because I don't repeat myself - and if I do, I get testy.
Some women are like elephants. I don't mean size, I mean they never forget.
It's not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else.
I'm very fond of food. I get hungry, and I like to eat almost all the time.
Respect? The people supporting illegals don't know the meaning of the word.
Often real life is boring and problematic. I love the edited version of it.
There is no asterisk in the Constitution that says 'except for hate speech.'
Leftism hides under an intellectual veneer, but underneath it is all emotion
The feminist movement has far more anger for men than it has love for women.
Hillary Clinton wanted to hide what she was doing so that there was no trail
When did it something of shame or ridicule to be a self-made man in America?
Five days a week my body is a temple; the other two, it's an amusement park.
Never do anything that you aren't prepared to face the true consequences of.
If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room.
Research indicates that most women want their man to earn more than they do.
I wonder if these people today would think Reagan was a Reagan conservative.
I've loved traveling around the country and meeting people at book signings.
The contemporary authors I most admire are Nick Hornby and Jonathan Tropper.
American democracy is supposed to be the paradigm for the rest of the world.
I feel quite lucky to have the platforms I have on both television and radio.
The words 'I'm sorry' are so powerful that it's almost difficult to overstate
Who has created more peace in the world, the Peace Corps or the Marine Corps?
I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes.
You can’t convince me that the Founding Fathers wouldn’t allow you to secede.
I still think that it's time for something that reflects the American people.
Every man knows- you criticize a woman - that's it for sex for the next year.
My sister is not a public person, so I don't think it's right to discuss her.
Being accepted by the world is the worst thing that can happen to the Church.
Like it or not, liberal radio hosts fail miserably in the spoken word format.
Success: When you make more money than the rest of us, it hurts our feelings.
A lot of people listen to Rush Limbaugh just because he's a great entertainer.
You know what I ask Jewish liberals? 'Why don't you preach what you practice?'
I don't let the hate go to my heart, and I don't let the praise go to my head.
Men feel more bereft without a woman than women will feel bereft without a man
There is no apology from any Muslim leader for all the massacres of Christians
America, not Keith Ellison, decides what book a congressman takes his oath on.
Good Old Socialism ... Raping The Pocketbooks Of The Rich To Give To The Poor.
I was in college in the '60s, and the whole feminist movement had swept me up.
The primary concern of the human animal is to avoid rejection and abandonment.
My objection is not that it's pro-gay but that it appears to be anti-marriage.
You can't be part of the unum, to a liberal. You always have to be a pluribus.
The fact is that we are, compared to most other places, a very liberal country.
I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot."
Quite honestly, I was running from myself. But I knew how to work Top 40 radio.
I am crazy but I found a way to steer it into ways I think are very productive.
My father was not a bully. I almost never heard him raise his voice to anybody.
I do not speak for the White House correspondents association. I`m not a member.
God is the foundation of liberty. Because if God is not, who is? The government?
Most evil comes from the belief that one is a victim, or one's group is a victim
President Obama has done more damage to America than any American has since 1776