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There's no point feeling angry at a drunk.
Never let an old person live in your body.
'The Daily Show' is a cultural phenomenon.
The biggest battle in life is with yourself
Those who don't hate evil hate those who do
"I am bored" generally means "I am boring."
For the Left, affluence is won, not earned.
Choosing to be grateful earns you happiness
When America doesn't act, bad things happen
I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.
You've never met a more flawed guy than me.
You have the power. You are the magic wand.
Do not blame God for your stupid decisions.
I want to regain my First Amendment rights.
Kids who don't have moms suffer a lifetime.
Dad was the only adult male I ever trusted.
He never stopped wanting to save the world.
Moving people into reality TV is a mistake.
I love songs. Songs are my favorite things.
Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.
I can age more elegantly if I curate talent.
I was Mike Schmidt without any of the power.
Quarterback in the NFL is a public position.
Socialism values equality more than liberty.
I wonder if Chupacabras are... baby Mothmen?
I don't think that Donald Trump is a racist.
Les Miserables is one of my favorite stories
Who wouldn't want to be Frank Sinatra's son?
I constantly looked for motherly protection.
My side, I am a liberal more than a Democrat.
The taxpayer is the new permanent underclass.
It is a world of lies that permeates the Left
The more we complain, the more unhappy we get
First tell the truth, then give your opinion.
The bigger the State, the smaller the citizen
You've got to demand the truth from yourself.
i never learned anything while i was talking.
Les Miserables is one of my favorite stories.
I'm not surprised by hardly anything anymore.
I talk every day about doing the right thing.
I'm not fond of kicking a man when he's down.
Life is a series of a thousand tiny miracles.
If you're a conservative, you think I'm Satan.
Raised during Reagan, suffered through Clinton
Soccer has surpassed, in this country, hockey.
I hurt people with my words and I regret that.
The further left you go, the meaner the spirit
The entire European Union is a left-wing dream
You do something annual every year, don't you?
I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet.