The best measure of how a democracy is functioning is how it allocates the goods of the land, the public trust assets.

If I am ever forced to cover guys playing video games, I will retire and move to a rural fishing village and sell bait.

I told you, God is not coy. He's more likely to hit you across the forehead with a two-by-four than whisper in your ear

We can choose between the future and the past, between reason and ignorance, between true compassion and mere ideology.

There should be a revenue stream that helps pay for the publication or for the work and helps pay the people who do it.

If we continue to teach about tolerance and intolerance instead of good and evil, we will end up with tolerance of evil.

Compassion without wisdom is dangerous. It's what enables people to support the 'underdog,' even if the underdog is evil

Besides, life isn't meant to be safe. It's only in our mistakes, our errors, and our faults that we grow and truly live.

I'm the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.

I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell.

It is a bizarre world. It is an upside down, inside out, quantum physics world. It is the eve of destruction in America.

If you're not having fun - I don't care what you're doing - don't do it. Move on. Find something else, life's too short.

Money is only a vehicle that provides you with options, and I say there's only one thing that money can't buy - poverty.

We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wored to find a way through it, over it, around it under it.

If someone has a boy who gets to age 18 without something [a bone] being fractured, that kid has been overly controlled.

Unless I have hallucinated, I have never made an anti-gay commentary, I have made anti-gay-activist-agenda commentaries.

Evil is everywhere. But to believe that this is a country that resembles the Jim Crow-era is ludicrous and disingenuous.

(A)nything not acting as a propaganda arm for the Democrats or the Leftist agenda is considered conservative these days.

If you're going to make the argument that Fox is conservative, you can't make it very easily unless you diminish my role.

Bob Rondeau - he'll never know this - but he was so instrumental. He is a legend to me and had a major impact in my life.

The whole American experiment has been predicated on giving individuals as much control over their own lives as possible.

People like me took Donald Trump literally, but never seriously. But his supporters took him seriously and not literally.

Too many people make the past their identity and spend the rest of their lives accumulating sympathy for their past pain.

Boys are slobs... One reason is that mothers let them get away with it. Mothers are notorious for spoiling male children.

I hate the confessional. I love leaving the confessional. I hate going to the confessional. I would be a mess without it.

Getting to shake hands, pose for pictures, sign books, and interact with people who listen to our radio shows is a blast.

I still believe that the Democrats have it right about health care, education, the war in Iraq and, yes the war on terror.

Everyone of us plays 'tapes' from our parents until we die. That's why it's so important to talk good values to your child

Nobody wants to say that the man [Obama] is a Marxist. Okay, so he's not a Marxist. He's a progressive! This is semantics.

Well I think that, if you want to look at polarizing people right now, I wouldn't look at Palin, I'd look at Barack Obama.

You guys on the white horses keep trying to save women in distress, not realizing you just end up with a distressed woman.

Never ask anyone if you should do something, if ultimately you are afraid to do it. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble.

It's awfully hard to get into the head of a liberal. Instead of logic and reason, they are drawn to emotions and feelings.

And once you say this is true, you start naming the beast that hurts you - so I started doing this. Other truths come out.

Google started as a free search engine. It's still free, but now it's making a lot of money on ads, right? A lot of money.

I think you have to constantly challenge your staff. I have to challenge myself; you get more interesting answers that way.

We are undermining a generation's happiness by depriving them of national identity, religious identity, and gender identity

The human species produces a certain percentage of scum. That is the way in which I have understood the world my whole life

To say murder is wrong is as much a statement of faith as 'I believe that God said murder is wrong' is a statement of faith

I mean, I'm not a, you know, a fraidy cat. I mean, I am truly concerned in this country that we are moving towards fascism.

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.

I was interested in the environment from when I was a little kid. I spent most of my time hunting and fishing and kayaking.

Now, ignorance is one thing, ignorance can be cured. But many of the Republican leaders opposing this research know better.

Dignified and respectful quietude speaks much louder than pomp and circumstance when it comes to remembering those who died.

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'

I don't know what a softball question is. All I know is I have no agenda. I ask short questions, and I listen to the answer.

You don't need to make your heart and your head agree. Let your head make the decision, your heart will catch up eventually.

We live in a liberally free country founded by people who were liberal. They were beyond liberal - they were revolutionaries.

We live in a liberal country. If you came here from Iraq or Iran, you really would think that we are quite a liberal country.

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