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Almost nothing in Perl serves a single purpose.
Though I'll admit readability suffers slightly.
The trick isn't adding stuff, it's taking away.
We're running the company to serve more people.
Perhaps I'm missing the gene for making enemies.
I eat and drink at my desk, but I'm a tidy eater.
It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.
I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one.
Besides, REAL computers have a rename system call.
When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?
I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do.
Our philosophy is that we care about people first.
I believe in true love. But I am easily satisfied.
Cultures that don't laugh at themselves are cults.
A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flamming.
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop.
If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.
It is widely grokked that cats have the hacker nature
It's nice to have a game that sells a million copies.
I am not a sort of person who wants to run a company.
You grow more when you get more people's perspective.
Don't discount yourself, no matter what you're doing.
I started out with machine code and assembly language.
When sparks fly, some truly great ideas come to light.
I use a really simple calendar program on my computer.
Perl has a long tradition of working around compilers.
It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.
Grovelling is not a substitute for doing your homework.
Microsoft is not the problem. Microsoft is the symptom.
The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.
If you and I always agree, then one of us is redundant.
Obviously I was either onto something, or on something.
Let us be charitable, and call it a misleading feature.
I think video is a mega trend, almost as big as mobile.
The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself.
We don't sell data; we don't allow anyone to sell data.
Solid-fuel rockets can't easily be shut down on command.
Low-level programming is good for the programmer's soul.
It should be illegal to yell 'Y2K' in a crowded economy.
Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality.
And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).
Testing a parachute drop of a heavy object is not simple.
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse.
We could refresh the look and feel of the entire desktop.
I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.
My one purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
One operator is no big deal. That can be fixed in a jiffy.
Being famous has its benefits, but fame isn't one of them.