Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

I think, fundamentally, the core of everything I do is punk rock.

'Final Countdown' would be a welcomed tune, even as a competitor.

What you say doesn't have to be great if people already like you.

I love sweets. Like, every week of my life, I've had a cheat day.

I will greet every person who comes to my workshops and seminars.

I let the WWE control my destiny, and it didn't work out so well.

I never watched wrestling, I was never a fan of wrestling really.

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

Winning the Royal Rumble is as big an accomplishment as anything.

I take pride in the fact that a lot of little kids dig what I do.

There will be a time when I won't be able to perform in the ring.

Why is it a badge of honour to say you spent 15 years in AA ball?

Well if I was hanging out with The Bellas, I'd be pretty big too.

Everybody has the idea of Santa in their head and in their heart.

All the women want to be with me, all the men want to be like me.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

When the fans spend money, you normally leave the audience happy.

Well the truth is, Santino didn't beat me, because I beat myself.

I just want to go out there and have fun and entertain the crowd!

Sheikie the legend angry they remove wrestling from the Olympics.

Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come.

I'm missing a knuckle, it's crushed inside my hand at the moment.

I'm a huge fan of Adrian Neville and I have been for a long time.

Wade Barrett is a lot of things, but he certainly is not a loser.

I'm not lying in any way, British fans are the best in the world.

Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!

To the Christian death is the exchanging of a tent for a building.

You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole.

Kindness is an essential part of Gods work and ours here on earth.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

I can barely walk, but it's a privilege to be able to move at all.

No one can outrun death. It will catch up to all of us eventually.

The one badge of Christian discipleship is not orthodoxy but love.

Heaven gives us hope and makes our present burdens easier to bear.

School is not for me. I'm volatile and hate being told what to do.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be either a rock star or a wrestler.

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?

I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.

Sometimes things don't go your way, but you get up and keep going.

By no means do I consider myself this great sparkling personality.

In fact, in Aberdeen, Washington, I am known as Mr. Small Package!

If you're really good at doing what you do, good things will come.

Brock Lesnar likes to get his rest time, you know what I'm saying?

You gotta surround yourself with positive people, people who care.

It took eight years for DDP Yoga to become an overnight sensation.

Clinging to each other won't save you maggots when the boot falls!

Basketball was my first love. I still love the game of basketball.

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