I bleed like nobody else.

I'm as real as they come.

I'm not afraid of a party!

I don't think I get angry.

I am fat and I don't care.

I'm a huge Jon Lovitz fan.

The fats dented the flats.

Oh its real, its damn real

Yeah, that's a good point.

I don't really follow MMA.

My swag is off the charts.

I live my life on the mat.

WWE is my domain, my yard.

I wish I'd watched less TV.

I don't have many sad days.

I am The Catalyst of Change

We have the worst security!

I'm definitely an underdog.

Threats mean nothing to me.

Go back to your bingo hall.

Never Quit, Never backdown.

I'm the white Mohammad Ali.

Why can't I be naked baby?!

There's a new sexy boy now!

Wrestling is my first love.

I am really good with Lego!

Say hello...to the BAD GUY!

Injuries make you stronger.

Silly me, Mr. Butterfingers.

Welcome to Raw, is, Jericho!

WWE doesn't owe us anything.

I lie, I cheat, and I steal.

Can I press one for English?

I ain't gonna win no Oscars.

I've been in the danger zone

I'm a real-life action hero.

I'm a big fan of Finn Balor.

Michael Cole is a visionary!

I just want to lobby for God.

The Gospel has never changed.

My wife is already in Heaven.

I wish you the beast of luck!

I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

The CM stands for Cole Miner.

I'm big into mountain biking.

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!

You want some? Come get some!

Did I haze the Miz? Hell yes!

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

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