I don't want to upset my husband but I don't really like people who are too handsome.

I just don't like people to be dictated to. I think you should dress however you want.

It is a bit frustrating. Things come and go in television. At the moment they've gone.

I'm so bored of all these girls who have written about 20 books by the time they're 25.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

I don't think investment is that hard. It's doing the simple things on a regular basis.

Psychiatrists always say, Oh, we're very professional. I use exercise as my medication.

I think there's more room for different representations of women within fashion imagery.

I think it's cool that London Fashion Week is about young designers trying wacky things.

Although I'm predominantly known for game-shows, I do prefer to be known as a performer.

Television is great but for me, as a performer, nothing compares to a live theatre show.

Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

I'm always helping out girlfriends, and then I'm wondering, who's going to look after me?

I have always liked clothes - throughout my life, my saving grace has been my own vanity.

My mum brought me up to think that personal happiness is more important than your family.

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.

I had post-traumatic amnesia, five-second memory, it happens as a result of brain injury.

I'm at work every day, I hold my life together - I'm not exactly waking up in the gutter.

There are so many occasions when I'd like to go back in time and have a word with myself.

If continually people look and look and always come away enriched, then it's a great work

If everybody knows where everything is kept you can avoid wasting time looking for things.

I'm getting comfortable with West Coast style, which is more laid-back than British style.

Food is important to me, but I wouldn't say that I'm a gourmet. I don't like tricksy food.

I read a lot when I'm away. I love courtroom dramas and I'm always looking for new authors.

It's frightening, the way life speeds up. When you're at school, time can't go fast enough.

How to get a seat at the table: 1. Be excellent. 2. Say a prayer. 3. Be available 4. Be you

There's always someone waiting to take your job so you've got to crack on and do your best.

Everyone I've ever fallen in love with, I just fell in love with! I didn't date them to try.

Maybe I see myself with kids, given the right place and right moment, with the right person.

It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.

I love doing 'The Breakfast Show,' I like waking up with people and it will be hard to stop.

I get to work with great photographers, wear lovely clothes, be part of the creative process.

I have made six big home moves in my life and I have never lost money on one I have lived in.

I love people who are very honest and very open and don't pretend to be anything they're not.

Usually I trundle about in trainers and baggy jeans, looking about as attractive as a potato.

The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

I want to be known for good work first. A good story and good delivery is just that - period.

My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop.

I suggest that instead of criticising us, the establishment has a bloody good look at itself.

If my boyfriend finds me sexy, then I don't need that kind of male attention from anyone else.

In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?

All great reality shows have a very, very similar format. That's why it was so easy to parody.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

And to Mindy, I can only ever say a simple thank you. And dedicate the rest of my life to her.

My dad cut my hair once - I wanted a bob and he gave me a bowl cut. That was a tough few years.

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