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I do sometimes joke that I'm Tarzan and Ben's Jane when it comes to dealing with spiders or if there's dead things in the garden.
You should never ever ever have somebody else who is the foundation of your life. You need to be the foundation of your own sh*t.
You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.
I do not think we should tax people to a point where they are looking for tax loopholes and getting their money out of the country.
The challenge is the culture. You have to have a vision for the BBC-it can't merely be that it's big and has a place in the market.
I was born with a silver microphone in my mouth, and that was an advantage. My father wrote books and was also a great broadcaster.
The moment seemed right to me for a full and, if possible, authoritative portrait of the life and character of the Prince of Wales.
The easiest and simplest thing that any one can do to make their car safer, more gas efficient, whatever - check the tire pressure.
Fashion's a huge part of my life, but I don't necessarily feel comfortable always talking about clothes on my personal social media.
So long as you've got your friends about you, and a good positive attitude, you don't really have to care what everyone else thinks.
I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.
That test should not be about ratings. What should weigh is the knowledge that a public broadcaster delivers programmes that matter.
If I can't even be bothered to brush my hair, I don't think I should start getting face work... I think it would look a bit try-hard.
It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.
It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place.
I like New York. There are similarities with London that make it feel rather like home, but at the same time it's slightly fictional.
What's so brave about being bald? I've not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer - I've just gone out without my hat on!
I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.
I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.
For a few months when I was about 17, I smoked a small cigar because I thought it looked cool and it would get me the girls. It didn't.
Focus on your work. Be the best you that you can be. Develop a thick skin and let things roll off your back. And keep a sense of humor!
I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am.
The special relationship between the region and a regional celebrity means that people feel that they have a special investment in you.
I guess it's the age group of students; You are questioning life. Then there are those who actually see their problems reflected in it.
You can go to the doctor a million times if you're feeling down, and get nowhere, but if you go for a run it makes you feel really good.
I have lots of ideas and put pressure on myself to action them all. This can make life very busy so organisation can sometimes be crazy.
The BBC will always be attacked by whoever is in government. It is that George Bush thing of 'If you're not with us you are against us.'
If you'd told the young Graham Norton that I'd one day have this amount of money, I'd have assumed it would have come from a lottery win.
Learn as much as you can about your proposed business. Ask questions. Join industry associations. Study successful competitors carefully.
This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that we'd ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadn't said that.
I think that if you keep your eyes and your ears open and you are receptive to learning, there are skills you can get from any job at all.
On the environmental front there's concern about global warming and high levels of carbon dioxide, and trees take in CO2 and store carbon.
Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do.
A successful business is a good way to create significant wealth, but not every business will grow into a News Corporation or a McDonalds.
I was always myself. I never pretended I'd been to a gig the night before and was hanging out with Rita Ora, because that's not what I do.
I always write 'Magic Potion' on my perfume bottles so when I use them, it feels magical - I make spells in the morning when I put them on.
If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself.
While I have corrected agreed factual errors, I have not been inhibited from writing what I felt to be the truth about The Prince of Wales.
It's no secret that this is the only place I've ever wanted to work. When people ask me where I went to school, I tell them WWE University.
I've started cycling everywhere on my electric bike; it's the best decision I ever made. Best part? The bike does some of the work for you!
A country that has few museums is both materially poor and spiritually poor...Museums, like theaters and libraries, are a means to freedom.
All in Dali is indeed contrived, a brilliant illustration of his own psyche as he understands it, as opposed to how it truly may have been.
There actually isn't anything better than a noble failure. It will always teach you something and you will always learn from the experience.
A girl's got to do what she's got to do to make somebody pay her a compliment. If that means moaning 'til the cows come home, then so be it.
I try to make myself walk around a bit, but I probably think about it more than I actually do it. Years ago, I did think about joining a gym.
Before you start trying to work out which direction the property market is headed, you should be aware that there are markets within markets.
I used to be double-jointed in my hips, so I could put my toe in my mouth. That can't be classed as a talent really, rather a mild deformity.
I worry all the time that I'm going to run out of ideas, you know? I always tell my mom my fashion ideas, because I know she'll remember them.
I've always liked trees. And then, growing up, I took an interest in ecology, hedges being destroyed, the landscape being turned into prairies.
I am now at the age where I can withdraw a 25 per cent tax-free lump sum. I do not put in a set amount because my earnings are a moveable feast.