Clearly, God is a Democrat.

Not every man can wear jeans.

A good man who did a bad thing.

Quit demagoguing. It's not true.

Lay low, play dumb, keep moving.

Those who are outraged will vote.

Always praise 'em before you hit 'em.

The Homburg makes a man look prosperous.

I was a comfort factor. I'm not a hustler.

The highest form of patriotism is dissent.

Nobody ever built a statue to a committee.

Donald Trump would make a great president.

Plush velvet conjures up kings and opulence.

Learn how to communicate, learn how to speak.

The very best khakis are made by Bills Khakis.

I like the new, cool, swinging Justin Timberlake.

I get blamed for things I have nothing to do with.

You can't be the candidate and the campaign manager.

I am a Libertarian Republican in the Goldwater style.

There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton.

I believe in sometimes getting mad and always getting even.

If you give up freedom to get security, you deserve neither.

What does Donald Trump look like? He looks like a president.

Bill Clinton was giving the Clinton campaign the best advice.

In this business, if you don't pay your debts you're finished.

I never owned a pair of blue jeans until I met my second wife.

Manbags are only acceptable if you are Italian, French, or gay.

Follow me if I advance, kill me if I retreat, avenge me if I die.

There are more dog owners in America than there are conservatives.

Unless you can fake sincerity, you'll get nowhere in this business.

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does.

There is no excuse for a well-dressed gent to wilt in the warm months.

You can't keep changing the rules based upon who holds political power.

If you have to drag somebody to register, they're not highly motivated.

I actually think that her [Hillary Clinton] numbers are artificially low.

I want to move on with my life and do something where I get my own voice.

Big brother listening in on your phone calls - I got a problem with that.

Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons.

As a commander-in-chief what you do and what you say has real consequences.

Yellow looks good with a brown suit, but then, a brown suit never looks good.

Donald Trump is perfectly made up. He's perfectly coiffed. He's perfectly lit.

Jeans are never appropriate for business unless you are a artist or cowpuncher.

There is something urbane, stylish, and worldly about owning a cocktail shaker.

He who looks in the crystal ball ends up eating glass... They're way, way close.

[Van Jones] you should be a racial polemicist. You should be a racial reconciler.

The rise of Trump is a repudiation of 30 years of bipartisan treason and failure.

Unless you are a lawyer or Fortune 500 CEO, carrying a briefcase is, well, nerdy.

Politics with me isn't theater. It's performance art. Sometimes, for its own sake.

Let's face it: most jerks trying to affect an ascot look like Thurston Howell III.

The general election is not an organizational exercise - it's a mass media exercise.

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