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The days blur into one, and the backs of my eyes hum with things I've never done.
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling
Perhaps we are given a mom that we might take into death the memory of a lullaby.
One is more apt to become wise by doing fool things than by reading wise sayings.
Charisma is a fancy name given to the knack of giving people your full attention.
Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.
Worse than telling a lie is spending the rest of your life staying true to a lie.
Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.
The trouble with learning to parent on the job is that your child is the teacher.
Stay out of the court of self-judgment, for there is no presumption of innocence.
You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.
For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?
Even at times when I don't care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did.
Before you pledge your undying love to someone, make them promise they won't die.
I am not certain of the hereafter. Frankly, I'm not all that certain of the here.
In the end the reason for anything is inseparable from the reason for everything.
Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull.
Sometimes fate brings two people together by causing one to misinterpret a smile.
Sticks and stones may break me, but the words you said just tore my heart in two.
I believe that your religion should be between you and whoever your belief is in.
I'd like to set things straight, a few more people should be pulling their weight.
When I was 15 I became a full-time singer in a band. At 18 I made my first record.
My professional persona never loosens its grip, keeping an eye on me at all times.
Those people are the lifeblood of what we do. We don't have fans. We have friends.
I'm homesick all the time. I miss my animals. I miss my family. I miss my friends.
Baby, your nothing but too much trouble. Gotta bury this love and bury the shovel.
I was actually a very confident little kid. I would go to kindergarten in a skirt.
As I always say, you don't have to love me, but you have to respect that I'm here.
Intolerance is evidence of fear, and fear is the consequence of feeling powerless.
I don't know what happens when you die. I've never been dead. I'm just interested.
When you take other people's opinions, you end up flailing and you have no center.
Got ants in my pants and I need to dance, so big fine mama, come give me a chance.
You're like a dull knife, just ain't cuttin', just talkin' loud and saying nothing
Take those kids and raise them up, teach them how to drink out of a righteous cup.
It took me a while to realize that's just your body preparing you to do something.
Of course we're still having the concert. Don't let a little rain ruin your night.
They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side.
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!
Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.
I can reach the mass audience if I come from different perspectives on every song.
I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy.
I started writing songs later in life because I just couldn't commit to it before.
The best solution seldom requires that someone be right and someone else be wrong.
Yes, I worry about the craziest things, but better me than someone less qualified.
There's a lot of not caring that goes under the name of minding your own business.
We are kept from our goal, not by obstacles, but by a clear path to a lesser goal.
Death is just another stage of life, although the one you kind of hope comes last.
One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast.