If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

As the saying goes, when you`re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.

I think you can be an honest person and lie about any number of things.

The dream begins, most of the time, with a teacher who believes in you.

Your mind simply can't focus forward and downward all at the same time.

I'm as prone to 'declinism' as the next over-mortgaged middle-aged guy.

It's not ideological to ask someone to stick to the question presented.

Some people are saying, 'Justin Bieber is racist.' Is he? I don't know.

My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!

The instinct to worship is hardly less strong than the instinct to eat.

The Russians stole from the Democratic National Committee with hacking.

The purpose of torture is not getting information. It's spreading fear.

No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.

People say conversation is a lost art; how often I have wished it were.

I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.

The subject of human rights in China confounds absolute pronouncements.

My father John taught me about hard work and the importance of manners.

What is Milan's character? Let's not be closed in by our provincialism.

Single mothers are raising more of America's children than ever before.

Psychoanalysts seem to be long on information and short on application.

When a fortune comes without calling, it's apt to leave without asking.

A lesson learned at the muzzle has the virtue of never being forgotten.

Americans almost never elect presidents on the basis of foreign policy.

The shelf life of a movie actor or actress is so short, it's like milk.

Jealousy is the theory that some other fellow has just as little taste.

For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.

Watching two women kiss is like watching two prizefighters shake hands.

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.

It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents.

San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness.

There were no exceptions for the aged, the ill, the women in pregnancy.

The great revolution of the future will be Nature's revolt against man.

It's hard to know now who, if anyone, in the media has any credibility.

As long as I'm learning something, I figure I'm OK - it's a decent day.

It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat sh** and die.

Men have a trick of coming up to what is expected of them, good or bad.

If it's far away, it's news, but if it's close at home, it's sociology.

Cities never flourish alone. They have to be trading with other cities.

You can't rely on bringing people downtown, you have to put them there.

The smaller the office, the more power individuals with big money have.

Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an Egyptian

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.

Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.

Lending books to other people is merely a shrewd form of housecleaning.

When people tap into this politics of resentment, it usually ends ugly.

Action based only on principles isnt always good even if it feels good.

In a democracy, people tend to get the kind of government they deserve.

If Franz Kafka were alive today he'd be writing about customer service.

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