Gay weddings will be remembered as Tony Blair's greatest achievement!

Everyone has secrets. It's just a matter of finding out what they are

A journalist finds out things by asking questions of people who know.

-Who knows about this? -Just me, the police, the killer, and now you.

... the stomach is near the heart and one appetite pricks on another.

Laws are felt only when the individual comes into conflict with them.

I am not bothered about fashion's speed-up. I find it quite exciting!

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress.

It never fails to astonish me how cheaply a politician can be bought.

Everyone is someone else's catalyst for selling something these days.

It's all storytelling, you know. That's what journalism is all about.

TV is a fickle business. I'm only good for the length of my contract.

To a great experience one thing is essential, an experiencing nature.

In the faculty of writing nonsense, stupidity is no match for genius.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

We cannot defer this responsibility to posterity. Time will not wait.

The successful landing on the moon, very probably, is the best story.

I think that makes America wonderful, that we have different opinions.

Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.

Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.

PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.

An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

recollect, v. To recall with additions something not previously known.

REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.

RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.

To get to the finish line, you'll have to try lots of different paths.

I’d wanted emotion but couldn’t find it here, so I settled for motion.

Never too late to change your relationship with somebody in your life.

Journalism is nine-tenths being in the right places at the right time.

Single gals aren't all a bunch of Bridget Joneses, desperate for love.

Totalitarianism is feudalism in the twelfth century sense of the word.

Collecting is like sex; satisfaction renews and creates new appetites.

Children hold us hostage; they represent our commitment to the future.

A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better.

All Americans are dependent for their energy on the Arabian peninsula.

You don't need to know what you're escaping from to become a fugitive.

EVERY SINGLE DANCER, SINGER and BAND MEMBER is a BRILLIANT SOLO ARTIST

Subprime lending is growing faster in black areas than in white areas.

I wake about 1 a.m. I'm in the office by 2 a.m. We're on the air at 5.

My father's political heroes were Franklin Roosevelt and Harry Truman.

The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.

The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.

I’m waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh’s pharmacist writes a book.

Some candles are $40, and you burn them for two days and they're done.

Who has gone hungry learns to think of the future and of the children.

What the good Lord lets happen, I am not ashamed to print in my paper.

To be amused at what you read - that is the great spring of quotation.

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