Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks

An abstraction will move a mountain: Nothing can withstand an idea.

A young man with good health and a poor appetite can save up money.

The ship of state is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.

My looks arent going to help me explain mortgage-backed securities.

Sharing holiday snaps on social media is an act of arrogant vanity.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime

I wanted to show that your health is more important than your hair.

Show me a person who doesn't like french fries and we'll swap lies.

Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator

Refuse to be cynical. Refuse to think that things can never change.

A broken immigration system means broken families and broken lives.

I did not realize how broken I was until I saw how broken Mama was.

The Constitution poses no threat to our current form of government.

Power tempts even the best of men to take liberties with the truth.

Mitt Romney, both did better with the military than Donald [Trump].

When virtues are pointed out first, flaws seem less insurmountable.

A good school teaches you resilience - that ability to bounce back.

It's a pity more men are not bastards by birth instead of vocation.

I don't see that there are any particular changes in popular music.

It's an apathy so absolute that it's like a hole you might fall in.

Secrets bind and separate in strict accordance with who's in them .

Clearly, freedom does not extend to the right to harm other people.

In Wall Street, the only thing that's hard to explain is next week.

I never make a prediction that can be proved wrong within 24 hours.

As a child, I wanted to know how things worked and to control them.

It only takes 140 characters to toss ones character out the window.

Extremists have shown what frightens them most. A girl with a book.

A city without books, a city without a library is like a graveyard.

Sometimes the most modest changes can bring about enormous effects.

We have now educated ourselves into a state of complete imbecility.

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated.

I wanted to go to a good college, and my mind was set on Wellesley.

Washington has always had a pretty healthy amount of self-loathing.

[On men:] On their best days, the best of them are eight years old.

That's the beautiful thing about food, it breaks down the barriers.

Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat.

When threatened, the first thing a democracy gives up is democracy.

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.

Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.

My thoughts, I guess, are bitter; who but the bitter have thoughts?

It's wonderful to watch pretty women with character grow beautiful.

People are messy and complex, particularly in the homosexual world.

Feminism is like any female-dominated group - a perpetual catfight.

Putting your best foot forward at least keeps it out of your mouth.

More often than not "fair" and "balanced" may be mutually exclusive

On the whole, I prefer Christmas as an adult than I did as a child.

Progress begins with the belief that what is necessary is possible.

The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless.

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