I feel responsibility for a lot of things that I manage to touch.

The number one rule of fishing is be quiet. Don't scare the fish!

If you are to love mankind, you must not expect too much from it.

We in the press, by our power, can actually undermine leadership.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Nobody likes to feel like they're on the losing side of anything.

We Latin women are liberated from the neck up, not the neck down.

These guys [the Catholic church] make Enron look like altar boys.

It's the American way: if you don't vote, you don't get to whine.

I get my fuel and inspiration from children, they are our future.

Washington is a pool of money surrounded by people who want some.

I'm not a very good advertisement for the American school system.

Retrospective analysis is not a useful guide to current problems.

Folks in their 60s and 80s are reinventing how older people live.

I think there's always a lesson you can learn from any situation.

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul.

I think sometimes it is more important to be gracious than to win

History never really says goodbye. History says, 'See you later.'

I'd be kidding if I said that I predicted the financial collapse.

I was born in Singapore, but I left at four so memories are hazy.

If people cannot limit government they will not for long be free.

Rhyme is cool again. It's because of hip-hop. Bless you, hip-hop.

Being "Jewish" is way stronger culturally than it is religiously.

True love is not only blind, but too gallant to ask a lady's age.

A people that wants to be free must arm itself with a free press.

I grew up thinking there was one unpardonable sin – to be boring.

Intelligence in the service of poor instinct is really dangerous.

Go out and find your own stories.That is what I want to tell you.

If women have young children, they are one man away from welfare.

You lose manufacturing jobs, you rarely ever get them back again.

Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.

A gentlemen is one who never strikes a woman without provocation.

Man makes love by braggadocio, and woman makes love by listening.

I'm a fan of half-hour shows that can be both funny and dramatic.

... one can judge a civilization by the way its treats its women.

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.

Dr. David Livingstone left the Island of Zanzibar in March, 1866.

Arab civilization has collapsed. It won’t recover in my lifetime.

A mother never realizes that her children are no longer children.

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

There is nothing Modern about doing dumb things for dumb reasons.

I keep my mouth shut now. I've turned into a professional coward.

Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest things in the nicest way.

I loved politics and, I confess, I enjoyed politicians immensely.

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.

It's tough for me to draw myself - usually way too self-critical.

There's a long tradition in this country of questioning generals.

The Oscar seems to have been confused with the Nobel Peace Prize.

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