Look, I went into journalism to do journalism, not advertising.

When writing for a mass audience, put a fact in every sentence.

The definition of a gaffe is when a politician tells the truth.

I go to screenings, then plays, then after-parties, then clubs.

We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.

We can never at any time absorb more love than we're ready for.

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.

Feminism, as I see it, is not about counting women in key jobs.

Nothing protects women from the patriarchy of military regimes.

It's easy to keep issuing blame to Republicans or the president

I grew up with fantastic Southern food. In Southern California.

Nixon's motto was, if two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

The point of Left-wing propaganda is to make us feel powerless.

As a journalist, one tends to think there's nothing off limits.

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.

It is better to give then to lend, and it costs about the same.

Idle minds are the devil's research-and-development department.

Journalists are getting big stories wrong, over and over again.

The American people can always be trusted with the information.

Any show should be open to listening to constructive criticism.

I've always been active, and enjoy running and lifting weights.

Every day is a great day to give love, spread joy, and SPARKLE!

They're called Virgin Trains because they don't go all the way.

Men who just call to say hello generally have ulterior motives.

Generally, TED speakers are believers in the scientific method.

What if the universe were whispering in my ear at every moment?

You can't argue with a raging want. You can, but it is useless.

If we are to survive on this planet, there must be compromises.

Pornography is the undiluted essence of anti-female propaganda.

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.

I prefer being penetrated by iron to seeing Palestine is loose.

He who is created by television can be destroyed by television.

There is no substitute for face-to-face reporting and research.

Presidents grow up in the White House. The times shape the man.

What did you say to Souness after the end of the final whistle?

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck.

How different a creature is man in society and man in solitude!

Children born today have a fifty-fifty chance of living to 100.

I went to the front, but I never participated in the war itself.

Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.

The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.

There are two instruments worse than a clarinet - two clarinets.

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact.

Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.

A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.

Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.

I've never known a runner who had as much patience as he needed.

Look how ridiculous are Americans. They blame us for everything.

If you love epic space opera, you shouldn't miss 'Interstellar'.

And it may be that love sometimes occurs without pain or misery.

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