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Neurotics dream of a good life, or a great suicide note.
I try my best to be extremely disciplined about my diet.
The only person really at risk at any of my talks is me.
I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.
Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.
I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.
Selling out Saudi women is an old-established tradition.
No two men are alike, and both of them are happy for it.
The state would rather give me an uzi than a microphone.
Social Security is at last on the nation's front burner.
Google demotes search results that don't get clicked on.
Glamour really has to do with good lighting, doesn't it?
Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.
Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from.
I look as young as a person can look given how old I am.
Time given to thought is the greatest time saver of all.
A bugler sounded the Last Post. Heartbreak made audible.
The most humiliating thing a woman can be is a coquette.
I love soldiers. They are my kids, they are my children.
I know I am a writer; it is the only thing I am sure of.
If people trust and love you, you will never walk alone.
God speaks as softly as he can and as loud as he has to.
The expectations for a nonfiction writer are awful high.
Afghanistan was always a backwater in the Islamic world.
Don't stigmatize in a rush to explain inexplicable evil.
An Academy Award nomination is stuff dreams are made of.
I'm not going to apologize for the way I've led my life.
I will write a couple of books and become a millionaire.
He's pulling the load of an ox and walking on eggshells.
The American dream is not over. America is an adventure.
More Brazilian women earn Ph.D.s every year than do men.
Reputation is a timely subject, now that nobody has one.
You can't tell a millionaire's son from a billionaire's.
News reporters are certainly liberal and left of center.
I do not consider a liberal necessarily to be a leftist.
Most Pixar films are better than most live action films.
Money is power in American politics. It always has been.
We may be personally defeated, but our principles never!
Our country is the world-our countrymen are all mankind.
I love covering stories that have huge historic impacts.
Cynicism is often the shamefaced product of inexperience.
Chicago seems a big city instead of merely a large place.
I want to be a journalist; I want to ask tough questions.
I'm not here to make everyone love me. I wish they would.
The media never covers all the evil wars that's promoted.
It was the fact that they tried so hard that doomed them.
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.
If God makes all our faces, did he laugh when he made me?