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I've been addicted to TV since I emerged from the womb.
When we are confident, all we need is a little support.
Of course, isolationism will not keep America isolated.
His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.
Better to go than sit around being a terrible old bore.
Triumph often is nearest when defeat seems inescapable.
The man without religion is as a ship without a rudder.
The dream police will not let me have sexual fantasies.
Spring and summer in Pittsburgh mean outdoor festivals.
Those who laugh the hardest are often the most unhappy.
I've never been able to predict the future of anything.
Folly is as great as the sea, it will compass anything.
You can't guarantee everything's going to be televised.
I've written three books you could think of as memoirs.
I'm more disturbed when people expect me to be serious.
There is melancholy in the wind and sorrow in the grass
I was always deeply aware that I was living in history.
By the late '80s, I was already giving up on rap music.
What I say or do here won't matter much, nor should it.
Im a former, living, breathing, right-wing conspirator.
Writing with you is the only thing that keeps me alive.
Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality.
When you're true to who you are, amazing things happen.
If you have two coats, one of them belongs to the poor.
Soccer, metaphor for war, at times turns into real war.
Nobody gets to grow old in the America they grew up in.
Well, where there is freedom doubt itself must be free.
I need to protect myself from my own addictive impulse.
Rick Bass is one of the best writers of his generation.
The real theater of the sex war is the domestic hearth.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
To be without a dog is worse than being without a song.
He always smiles, even when contemplating nothing good.
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors.
As soon as an idea is accepted it is time to reject it.
Never fire a warning shot. It is a waste of ammunition.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
I feel trapped if I know I can't kill myself at anytime
My job is not to be liked. My job is to tell the truth.
In our American cities, we need all kinds of diversity.
Locking minors away for decades doesn't solve anything.
Meanwhile, I was doodling pictures of vampiric cougars.
The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.
Cynicism is what passes for insight among the mediocre.
Sex problems never are, they are troubles of the heart.
Sometimes, the only way of doing something is to do it.
The greater the controversy, the more you need manners.