It's a man's world, and you men can have it.

I love the smell of estrogen in the morning.

If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.

All humans are the same sex, except albinos.

Justice is a concept. Muscle is the reality.

Life's most underrated emotion is self-pity.

In the morning, I reach for the sports page.

If people were silent, nothing would change.

I am convinced Socialism is the only answer.

I don't have a phone, but I do have an iPad.

Poverty is not deprivation, it is isolation.

My mother read me biblical stories at night.

Ted Cruz is a small-government conservative.

Every invention eventually becomes obsolete.

A little bit of attention can go a long way.

Emotion is messy, contradictory... and true.

Free speech in Bangladesh can get you killed

Celebrity despicability is a precious thing.

Nobody believes this, but I write very fast.

The tragedy of ignorance is its complacency.

Confidence is the public face of competence.

You have to know how to use your hair spray.

Some people are jewels in the wrong setting.

I wanted to cry, but the tears did not come.

Every sport needs its temple, its cathedral.

Capitalism can't deliver decent health care.

The digital explosion has been so explosive.

I don't know how video game narrative works.

Television... is not a substitute for print.

I think people make way too much of ratings.

Jihadis have a better bureaucracy than India.

Happiness is composed of misfortunes avoided.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

To the eye of failure success is an accident.

Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.

I was born to poor because of honest parents.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Go to where the silence is and say something.

Trump is no good at deals and never has been.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

Swaraj is my birthright, and I shall have it!

The cadence of life is slower in North Korea.

The best work is a fusion of love and praise.

Cities vary widely in the use of DNA testing.

Sometimes,doing nothing is the best reaction.

There is no wrong time to do the right thing.

I always knew I was the center of my parents.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

That's what this country needs -- more books!

Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.

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