I'm not in the being-annoyed business.

I try to behave myself, and I succeed.

Beauty is cruel, cruelty is beautiful.

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

Evil is dull, that is the worst of it.

I always write a story in one sitting.

Life is not about dwelling on the bad.

I'm determined to raise a strong girl.

I like crunchy things like Baked Lays.

I’m a big Ping-Pong addict. I love it.

I don't trust lawyers and journalists.

I'm a big Ping-Pong addict. I love it.

I believe the gun has no power at all.

We need to increase education budgets.

Achievement is talent plus preparation

Truth is the nursing mother of genius.

Dead men never pick up their trophies.

Donald Trump needs mental-health help.

We don't defeat evil by becoming evil.

Failure is our most important product.

There is no Afghan Awakening Movement.

Lebanon does not have a powerful army.

My predictions are notably inaccurate.

Constant repetition dulls receptivity.

I am a human being. I am not an actor.

Orchid hunting is a mortal occupation.

Happiness is a direction, not a place.

I was in a bad mood when I wrote that.

Inequality doesn't create unhappiness.

There is no delete button for bigotry.

The motion picture is the people's Art.

My favorite foods are anything Italian.

Canned music is like audible wallpaper.

Narrative is the beginning of recovery.

War: A by-product of the arts of peace.

self-esteem, n. An erroneous appraisal.

STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue.

Don't judge your running by your speed.

Facts mean nothing to wounded feelings.

The news media in general are liberals.

Cyndi Lauper knows how to work a crowd.

Consistency is the horror of the world.

Everybody is who he was in high school.

I've taken a lot of chances in my life.

I've met people from all walks of life.

I'd much rather wear out than rust out.

Only votes talk, everything else walks.

I still like the physicality of papers.

Prediction is a low form of journalism.

All babies look like Winston Churchill.

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