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If you can't get a job as a pianist in a brothel, you become a royal reporter.
Man's will creates the things that paralyze his brain and brutalize his heart.
Experience has taught that politics is a game played by conmen and hypocrites.
A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn't love.
I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.
The unthinkable occurred: two communist countries went to war with each other.
It is better to inconsistently save some lives than to consistently save none.
The kind of Iraq that emerges from all of this is ultimately out of our hands.
Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.
There is a diabolical streak in me, a troublesome and inexplicable perversity.
Wojtyla was a warrior, who did more to end the Soviet Union than even America.
The most socially subversive institution of our time is the one-parent family.
It's easy to be a tough guy when no one's going to come knocking on your door.
Freedom of speech is freedom above all for those whose views you dislike most.
Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe
The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have
Every American wants a clean slate, but nobody wants to lose what they've got.
If social security depresses savings rates, it is only because it is unfunded.
Technological change is beneficial only when other jobs replace the ones lost.
Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong.
Death is something that happens to others, you think, until it happens to you.
Voters don't have to love him, Romney advisers say, but they will respect him.
Steve Jackson is a born storyteller. He makes you sweat. . .and turn the page.
Anything that makes it easier to understand, makes it a little easier to bear.
I had all kinds of food issues, including health concerns and weight concerns.
When you're 18, 19, you want to live fast and leave a beautiful corpse behind.
I like to think that I could survive should the apocalypse or zombies show up.
I don't know if I want a steady relationship, but I'm terrified of losing you.
When their love was not reciprocated, it could quickly turn to violent hatred.
Without a mission and a sense of whom you write for, you aren't worth reading.
The only thing wider than my family's mean streak is my family's cheap streak.
Only one person in a thousand knows the trick of really living in the present.
When you're researching you're learning. When you're writing, you're teaching.
Enemies, as well as lovers, come to resemble each other over a period of time.
I don't see any move toward international pressure to stabilize the situation.
With the end of the nominating process, American politics leaves logic behind.
McDonald's cannot flourish without McDonnell Douglas, the builder of the F-15.
Health care probably contributes a lot more to the common wealth than finance.
In the end, Dan Rather's legend skewered him, CBS and the craft of journalism.
I wish my daughter wasn't spending time thinking of Kim Kardashian or Rihanna.
What I think is that Fox has done a very smart job of carving out their place.
The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Amazon's 'Twitch' appears to be creating a service that operates like Twitter.
Stupidity is nature's favorite resource for preserving consistency of opinion.
It has been said that England invented the phrase, 'Her Majesty's Opposition'.
We are on the precipice of being so ignorant that our democracy is threatened.
I think he [composer Joe Raposo] was the first man who kissed me on the cheek.
I have a need to be all on fire, for I have mountains of ice about me to melt.
More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.
There's one thing I know for sure: When I'm most opinionated, my writing sucks.