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Hypnosis is just suggestibility; you see it in certain people.
Dull magic is a collection of tricks: great magic should sting.
Freedom means the freedom to be stupid, and that's what I want.
There is no reason for the government to limit political speech.
I'm not misunderstood. I am brash. I make my living being brash.
Have your cake and eat it... there's no other reason to have a cake
God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways
I don't believe the majority always knows what's best for everyone.
I came to magic absolutely hating magic on a very, very deep level.
Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.
Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks.
Sometimes you need to be aware of the bigger picture you are missing.
I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible
Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.
Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.
I think that I am willing to risk my life in order to have more freedom.
I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.
I hate that not everything ever written is on iBooks. Man, I hate paper.
For every moment of concentration there is an equal moment of relaxation.
I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life.
There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with.
We know what racist people look like. They don't deny it. They just don't!
In terms of self-esteem and confidence I think I'm generally quite healthy.
For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.
If you do magic, it's the quickest most fraudulent route to impressing people.
If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.
You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.
Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever.
You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.
The end never justifies the means because there is no end; there are only means.
Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls.
The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people.
Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.
Obama is a great leader. He can fire people up and get them to do what he wants.
The vast majority of people who have mental illness problems never hurt anybody.
Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'
I'm always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports.
I'm very interested in how we take ownership of our own stories and our own lives.
When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.
Not everything is about causing controversy. That would be a very boring way to go.
I had no sense of 'Gotta work hard to be famous.' Never have done, and still don't.
It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.
The pure unadulterated disgust of Washington seems to me to be a really good thing.
Kindness and compassion aren't political qualities even though they get politicized.
As a performer you often feel that you're the child and everyone else is a grown-up.
I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.
I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.
I've always wanted to make the world a more rational place. I'm still working on it.
If people have very big personalities, I find myself feeling I have nothing to offer.
Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.