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But most good movies have a gun in them.
Life's too damn funny for me to explain.
Ignorance is the wet-nurse of prejudice.
Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.
Clothes form the intellect of the dandy.
There is such a thing as too much couth.
Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage.
The soul has more diseases than the body.
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
Weird doors open. People fall into things.
Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job.
Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.
The things that matter most are not things.
I see you that have a little swimming mouse
I don't like being left to my own thoughts.
There is nothing so habit-forming as money.
The books are balanced in heaven, not here.
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated.
A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?
I hate French poetry. What measured glitter!
Failure is a disappointment, but not defeat.
The unfortunate do not pity the unfortunate.
Everyone who does the best he can is a hero.
Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.
Nobody pours stuffing like you do, my friend.
Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.
Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.
Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.
If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.
I would rather start a family than finish one.
Men who have much to say use the fewest words.
The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Wisdom deprives even poverty of half its power.
Pity costs nothing, and it ain't worth nothing.
Fools carry their daggers in their open mouths.
The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Every dogma has its day, but ideals are eternal.
A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess.
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.
The wise man thinks once before he speaks twice.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
Because I've always been a fairly nervous person.