Take It From Me: Life's a Struggle but You Can Win

I'm like a race horse attached to a freight wagon.

I always trust my gut reaction; it's always right.

Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life.

I'm a military guy. I'm not a political character.

I'd rather have none at all than a grain too much.

Sometimes the name is funnier than the game itself.

You don't have free will when you have lung cancer.

We did a whole fraternity house. We made them over.

I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.

There is no way to greatness. Greatness is the way.

We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style.

I have two kids, and I don't have to spank my kids.

There are people who don`t like women holding power.

The daily work on special effects is fairly mundane.

The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.

I really don't map out my life. There's no big plan.

I have never seen any such quote anyplace, anywhere.

I pretty much just use my smartphone for phone calls.

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

I am a control freak. I want to do what I want to do.

I think of my job on television as explaining things.

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

I see a lot of new faces. Especially on the old faces.

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

That my business success is equal to my personal life.

I think hypnosis is entertaining. I believe it's real.

I'm very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon.

Britain has the IRA and no one cancels concerts there.

The Porter Ranch situation is the BP oil spill on land.

I've run several of my own small businesses in my life.

The best way to thaw a frozen turkey? Blow in it's ear.

As the game gets bigger, it get bigger for the players.

Military preparedness is absolutely a form of strength.

I don't know of any government leaders that are killers.

For now I'm building up stories for the retirement home!

Corporations in communities need to be better neighbors.

I take a lot of vacation because I get a lot of vacation

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

My hobbies and leisure activities include cars and golf.

Stay home on Election Day ... for the sake of the nation

The more storage you have, the more stuff you accumulate.

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.

Both Adam and I come from a practical effects background.

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

I am so proud of 'Top Chef' - I think it's got great cred.

Show's going well. New season starting, we're on the road.

Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.

Every comic can report a few 'gift from the gods' moments.

The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.

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